Special extra TiVoing edition!
20) Two-and-a-Half Teabaggers (Fox News Channel)
19) The Five Minutes of Saturday Night Live That Might Make You Smirk, Plus Jimmy Fallon (NBC)
18) Key Grips (IFC)
17) Project Manicure (Bravo)
16) Law & Order: Congressional Investigation Unit (C-SPAN)
15) Pardon the Interruption with Kanye West (ESPN)
14) Fairly Content Housewives (ABC Family)
13) Why I Had to Marry Your Mother (CBS)
12) I Couldn’t Get a Network Deal for My Unfunny Sitcom (TBS)
11) Who Wants to Marry Anderson Cooper? (Logo)
10) Seth MacFarland’s Non-Stop Non-Sequiturs (Fox)
9) City Bus Confessions (HBO)
8) Some Sketch Show That Still Won’t Be as Good as Kids in the Hall (Comedy Central)
7) Monday Night Foosball (Versus)
6) Biggest Mixed Martial Arts Loser (Spike)
5) Bloggers! (The CW)
4) Dr. Surly, the Sarcastic Surgeon with a Heart of Gold (CBS, ABC, NBC, Fox)
3) You Can’t Escape Jay Leno (NBC)
2) Let’s Exploit a Dysfunctional Family for Big Ratings (check local listings)
1) Survivor: Detroit (CBS)
13 comments:
Nice list but I'm really looking forward to "Infomercials - The Untold Story".
I was kinda hoping that "Chuck" would get picked up, but not that show with the goofy spy-guy named Chuck, the show about that goofy unemployed-guy named Chuck in which he wanders around DC trying to find a job while experiencing love, laughs, and make-outs in a park at 3 am while the Secret Service interrupt him. Of course, if I had that show I wouldn't need a job, and the makeouts would probably be more frequent...
so funny....
Awesome list Brando. I just realized the other day that CBS now has 5 shows based on CSI, and they are singularly responsible for resurrecting David Caruso's career. I hate CBS.
How about Celebrating Irresponsible Medically Engineered Procreation? Wait. Does Octomom already have her own show yet?
i think you're missing a sci-fi story with cliffhanger-after-cliffhanger though i can't think of titles...
Does Octomom already have her own show yet?
Pending
I can't wait for the Very Special Episode that will feature Pinko, Jennifer, and Chuckles' Wang.
Zombies... apparently in search of brains and humor...
Someone said my wang?
Was your pee burning?
survivor: Detroit is cold. and hilarious.
How about Short Term, Network Sponsored Health Care starring really fat people like you. (Only NBC is socialist enough to pick up the tab)
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