10) Learning how to play “Georgia on My Mind” with bursts of AK-47 fire.
9) Sucking exhaust pipes to prepare lungs for Olympic competition.
8) Putting fresh onions on Senator McCain’s belt.
7) Pulling out apology about not pulling out.
6) Continuing to dig a deeper political hole until we’re running for president of China.
5) Feeding family by draining ethanol out of neighbor’s gas tank.
4) Discussing plans to become male strippers while standing in the unemployment line.
3) Watching our political career go down a series of tubes.
2) Enjoying the nice weather from inside, where it’s safe.
1) Reminding the entire world why you should never, ever, ever, elect your beer buddy as President.
13 comments:
Waiting patiently for Brando to post again so we can have a good laugh.
Ha, thanks. I know I have been negligent of my blog. These goddamned kids take up so much time. I thought they would be more like wolves and raise themselves.
I am trying to find a new regular writing schedule, which I hope to figure out this week. That should help.
The good thing about being a dad is that if you ignore the kid long enough mom will come to the rescue. Simple biology.
Snag!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nothing , as Wonkette & Co stole my weekly allotment of snark . :)
Kids? What kids? ;)
Well, and you were on vacation for a bit too. That was my excuse for not posting for almost two weeks.
Call off the search parties!!
Churlita showed up!
"schedule"
"Baby"
heh.
I agree with Rotten above. Heh is right!
I don't even have a newborn and I haven't posted all week either. But, I'm dealing with the Client From Hell, so I have an excuse.
Brando, that last link was excellent. Embarrassing for our country -- and the entire world -- but, excellent all the same.
11a) This is America not Europe, dude! We don't take vacations anymore!
BG, Satan must be cloning those CFHs.
Otherwise, we have the same client list.
Client from hell? We have the same client, BG?!!
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