Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Top Ten Tuesdays: How are we beating the heat?

Special extended heat wave edition!

12) Getting out of the kitchen and back to Arizona.

11) Crying frozen tears on wife's very cold shoulder.

10) Launching massive nuclear attack to trigger early winter.

9) Commuting heat from boil to simmer.

8) Going commando and straddling the air vents in the office.

7) Enjoying the air conditioning in the unemployment office.

6) Injecting actual ice water into veins.

5) Replacing current marital aids with Freeze Pops.

4) Refusing to deliver temperature readings to Congressional committee.

3) Scarfing latest Ben & Jerry’s flavor, “Chunky Freon.”

2) Renting lakeside timeshare in the Ninth Circle of Hell.

1) Fighting the heat in the desert so we don't have to fight it over here.


blue girl said...

Totally classic edition of Top Ten Tuesdays, Brando!

LOL squared at #8 and #5.


Kathleen said...

never before has a top ten list been crafted in such detail and with such care.

Jennifer said...


You know what's scary? I bet #1 will actually come out of this administration's mouth as their approach to Global Warming.

Noelle said...

I actually dreamed good dreams about going to work last night. I couldn't wait to get back to the A/C of the office. That does smack of government conspiracy.

Churlita said...

I like number eight. I'm sure everyone else in my office would have a problem with it though.

BOSSY said...

13) Mixing a little chilled Gazpacho in with our regular blood transfusions.

MichaelBains said...

#1 is Awesome! D'oh! Ya sure ya ain't related to teh Shrub?


#8 works great, as well.

fish said...

Spending a week hanging out with dorky scientists just so you can go to Amsterdam where it is 25 degrees cooler than where you live. Okay that one may only work for me...