Tuesday, February 19, 2013

Top Ten Tuesdays: What awards are we up for?

Special Extended Walkoff Music Edition!

15) Best Supporting Role in a Threesome

14) Angriest Bird

13) Most Likely to Have a Drunk and Bitter Existence After Ruling Senior Year

12) Best Bullet Point Narration in a Live Presentation or Webcast

11) The High Times Hashiest Tag Award

10) Best Brofist

9) The First Annual Christopher Dorner Award for Most Misguided Attempt to Make a Point

8) Best Performance by an Emoticon

7) Most Desperate Attempt to Use Baby Pictures to Get Facebook Likes

6) Least Convincing Thanking of God in an Acceptance Speech

5) Best Use of Bestiality to Boost Brand Awareness

4) Least Racist YouTube Comment

3) Best Netflix Queue

2) Most Valuable Player Hater

1) Best Awards Categories


ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Those are some pretty good awards, Brando.

P.S. Have I ever mentioned that F-Book is a tool of Satan?

Brando said...

True, but so is rock and roll.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

And adhesive-backed stamps.

I couldn't believe the reaction of the people to that Budweiser commercial at the SB party I attended. Everybody seemed to think it was heartwarming.

All I could think was that he must have needed a stepladder.

Maybe I've been hanging around here too much.

Brando said...

TLB and I had the same reaction, but then again, she hangs around this blog in person 24/7.

It reminded me of a line I occasionally use from the otherwise forgettable The Truth About Cats and Dogs: "It's okay to love your pets, just don't LOOOOVE your pets."

Then again, I also was making the comment, "But the farmer couldn't keep production high and prices low, so God created agribusiness to fist the farmer" during the Paul Harvey Chevy commercial that had Facebook weeping.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

yeah. That Paul Harvey crap was a masterpiece of Mad Men. Wife Sublime comes from a farming family, and while everybody else was tearing up, I wanted to yell "BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT OH SO MUCH BULLSHIT!" There aren't any farmers like that anymore. even when there were farmers like that, there weren't farmers like that. You would think Wisconsinites wouldn't fall for it, but you'd be wrong. Even the farmers fall for it, it makes them feel noble.

Substance McGravitas said...

People need myths to live up to. Maybe I shouldn't have gone for Revenge of the Nerds.

Churlita said...

Yeah. I will not click on no. 5. I will not click on no. 5. I will not click on no. 5...

almostinfamous said...

thanks for the playa hata ball reminder. what a classic :D