Tuesday, June 05, 2012

Top Ten Tuesdays: What new videogames are we unveiling at E3?

Special extra lives edition!

15) Kinect Karma Sutra (lotion sold separately)

14) Call of Duty: Drone Ops 

13)  SuperPAC-Man (requires 10,000,000 Microsoft Points to play) 

12) Tomb Raider: Girl Gone Wild

11) Artisan Pong (available exclusively in Brooklyn arcades)

10) Angry Words With People We Thought Were Our Friends

9) Madden: NFL Bounty Hunter

8) Dong Pic Construction Kit (require Twitter account)

7) Diablo IV: Quest for the Working Server

6) Turdwaffle II: The Turdening (beta available in Wisconsin; national release coming soon)

5) Sim Jobs (supplies limited and going down the drain fast)

4) Battleship: The Game of the Movie of the Game

3) Rock Band 4: Music Lessons (Teacher sold separately)

2) Resident Evil : Florida

1) The Videogame Industry Is Stuck in a Creative Rut and Headed Toward Obsolescence 6

13 comments:

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

17) TURDWAFFLE CHAINSAW SLAUGHTER.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Diablo IV is funny though. Are you playing? Should we quest?

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

I commented angry before seeing your Turdwaffle item. Sorry.

dance hamilton said...

When we are feeling confident, we do not feel we need to protect ourselves. Thus, we are less inclined to cover vital areas of our body. Areas such as out chest, stomach, face ribs and genitals. Therefore, body language that communicates confidence will often involve our arms being away from our core.

almostinfamous said...

i was laughing at your post before being struck dumb by dance hamilton. i am now going to spend the day with my arms akimbo

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Dance Hamilton and his sister, Paint, have much to teach us.
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Brando said...

That is some goddamned beautiful spam.

Brando said...

Diablo IV is funny though. Are you playing? Should we quest?

I am not, I doubt my PC could run it. It is just as well as I would likely get obsessed with it. I've also never played World of Warcraft.

My current obsession is playing a season with the Cubs in MLB: The Show on the PlayStation. That is going about as well as the actual Cubs season.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Angry Bird

Final Kinky Fantasy: Tentacle Hentai Quest

fish said...

Flight Stimulator

Substance McGravitas said...

Helicats of the Navy.

Von said...

I play #10 all the time.
But I call it Twitter.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

"Mr Bubble's Rudiments of Hygiene".

Friends don't let friends catass.