Tuesday, December 06, 2011

Top Ten Tuesdays: Why are we suspending our campaigns?

10) Taking a hands-off approach to running for president.

9) Going to prepare for 2016 by reading Wikipedia entry for every country on earth.

7) Unable to leave house after wife purchased electronic dog collar and invisible fence.

6) Decided to run for a position we were much more qualified for, president of Penn State.

4) Wanted to return to more lucrative fondling opportunities in the private sector.


2) Not prepared for the media trying to find out things about us.

13 comments:

Jennifer said...

The stuff writes itself.

What a sideshow. And I can't wait to see Trump as a moderator of a debate!

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Why are we suspending our campaigns?

0) Zardoz at beege's.

(THAT'S how u hint, peoples!)
~

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

SCHOOLED BY WEATHER.

Brando said...

It is hard to believe that the phrase "Republican front-runner Newt Gingrich" is being said with a straight face.

BTW, the link for 5 is worth watching for the pepperoni gag alone.

Jennifer said...

It is hard to believe that the phrase "Republican front-runner Newt Gingrich" is being said with a straight face.

I guess none of those following him were watching the news in the 90's. I swear, the GOP is the party of "We're Rubber and You're Glue!"

If Newt actually does get the nomination, through some rip in the time/space continuum, I would not be surprised to see his life held up as the model for family values, while Obama is just a cheating, abusive slug.

Jennifer said...

(THAT'S how u hint, peoples!)

Let it go, thudner... you were drunk.

Jennifer said...

I missed this last night.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Herman Cain sees greater opportunities as a Pokemon critter- Harrassaur.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

BTW, the link for 5 is worth watching for the pepperoni gag alone.

"oops! too close! too close!"

Substance McGravitas said...

Ladies and gentlemen, I am here to announce today that my campaign for president is so splendid.

What? SO SPLENDID.

Snag said...

Time to dust off the old passport.

almostinfamous said...

#25 : because the audience wont suspend it's disbelief.

Kathleen said...

SO SPLENDID

LOL