9) Going to prepare for 2016 by reading Wikipedia entry for every country on earth.
7) Unable to leave house after wife purchased electronic dog collar and invisible fence.
6) Decided to run for a position we were much more qualified for, president of Penn State.
4) Wanted to return to more lucrative fondling opportunities in the private sector.
2) Not prepared for the media trying to find out things about us.
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The stuff writes itself.
What a sideshow. And I can't wait to see Trump as a moderator of a debate!
Why are we suspending our campaigns?
0) Zardoz at beege's.
(THAT'S how u hint, peoples!)
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SCHOOLED BY WEATHER.
It is hard to believe that the phrase "Republican front-runner Newt Gingrich" is being said with a straight face.
BTW, the link for 5 is worth watching for the pepperoni gag alone.
It is hard to believe that the phrase "Republican front-runner Newt Gingrich" is being said with a straight face.
I guess none of those following him were watching the news in the 90's. I swear, the GOP is the party of "We're Rubber and You're Glue!"
If Newt actually does get the nomination, through some rip in the time/space continuum, I would not be surprised to see his life held up as the model for family values, while Obama is just a cheating, abusive slug.
(THAT'S how u hint, peoples!)
Let it go, thudner... you were drunk.
I missed this last night.
Herman Cain sees greater opportunities as a Pokemon critter- Harrassaur.
BTW, the link for 5 is worth watching for the pepperoni gag alone.
"oops! too close! too close!"
Ladies and gentlemen, I am here to announce today that my campaign for president is so splendid.
What? SO SPLENDID.
Time to dust off the old passport.
#25 : because the audience wont suspend it's disbelief.
SO SPLENDID
LOL
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