Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Top Ten Wednesdays: What else are we using predator drones for?

Special extra collateral damage edition!

13) Enforcing new federal Bovine Upright Larceny Law.

12) Delivering candygrams.

11) Making damn sure no one cheats in the carpool lane.

10) Showing Santa that there are consequences for putting us on the naughty list.

9) Providing additional surveillance and suppressive anti-personnel fire while stalking celebrities (ModelTMZ only).

8) Supporting additional “sanitation/improvised percussion removal” in nation’s financial districts.

7) Utilizing twin T-shirt cannons to fire XL-sized ordnance into the upper decks.

6) Ensuring that we won’t have to wait in line during the next iPhone launch (requires iHellfire app)

5) Guiding drones to our cubicles so we can do our jobs without the threat of soul-crushing ennui.

4) Getting optional tow package to pull our car home from the bar.

3) Adding panorama shots to our sex tapes.

2) Keeping those damn kids off our lawn once and for all.

1) (tie) Putting star on top of Christmas tree/Lighting the menorah.

13 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

11) Making damn sure no one cheats in the carpool lane.

But I've got a jar full of children right here, said fish after he was pulled over on the Beltway.
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fish said...

Hey kids! QUIET IN THERE!

Jennifer said...

Dog walking, with vaporizing poop app.

Brando said...

But I've got a jar full of children right here, said fish after he was pulled over on the Beltway.

Ha, that is awesome.

Von said...

#1 is my favorite.
You people and your comments, though.
WOW

fish said...

Lighting the menorah.

This would be really cool with lasers. Hellfire missiles not so much...

Brando said...

This would be really cool with lasers. Hellfire missiles not so much...

I envisioned having a predator with flamethrowers on it. Kind of like a flying Truckasaurus.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Hunting aliens... I seen that movie.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Two words:

DEMOLITION DERBY.

Alternative redneck version:

"Watch this!"

Another Kiwi said...

I reckon that with brooms and brushes additions, a drone would be a damn good pool boy and not affairs with lady of the house.

Brando said...

I reckon that with brooms and brushes additions, a drone would be a damn good pool boy and not affairs with lady of the house.

Depends on the attachments.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

17)FedEx deliveries to Iran.

Churlita said...

Depends on the attachments.

Doesn't it always?