Thursday, April 28, 2011

Vegas

I'm off to Sin City again, where I'm sure I'll be hearing this voice every single facking day. Back next week, hopefully with some interesting tales to tell.

12 comments:

fish said...

Have an IV for me.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

hell, I am in St. Louis. I am like a third of the way there! See you tomorrow with a trunk full of drugs!

Jennifer said...

Have fun! Like you wouldn't...

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Stay outta trouble, Brando!
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Kathleen said...

I was very disappointed to click on this link and see it was not written by Brando
@mcsweeneys Timothy McSweeney
Positions Found in "The Kama Sutra for Midwesterners." http://t.co/JJXMVOw

fish said...

Still laughing at "the man made lake"

"excess ketchup"

DO NOT WANT!

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

hell, I am in St. Louis. I am like a third of the way there!

Did you paddle upstream from New Orleans? Hmmm... robot paddlewheeler...

Brando said...

Manmade Lake was the best one and I loved The Standing Corndog. I would have added a few more:

The Endless Buffet
The Double Salt Truck
The Not-So-Lazy Susan
Cubs Win!
I Can't Believe It's Not Anal

Vonnie said...

Tales! Tales! Tales! Tales!!

Brando said...

Soon, probably tomorrow. I will preface by saying this trip, while a lot of fun, was not quite as epic as previous ones. Dare I say that, liver damage aside, it was a very relaxed trip. But still a few funny stories to share.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

liver damage can be funny on its own.

Also, in preparation, I reread the prior installments yesterday. Still O so good.

Kathleen said...

LOL Endless Buffet. so good.

The Standing Corndog was my favorite. and The Receiving of the Corn Subsidy.