Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Top Ten Wednesdays: Why have we been neglecting our blogs?

10) Get writer’s block after 140 characters.
9) Have reached peak LOLCAT.
8) Saving ourselves for the next election year.
7) Gave up blogging for Lent.
6) Haven’t figured out how to get iPad to automatically generate interesting things to write about.
5) In the process of faking own death.
4) Channeled the political rage that used to motivate us to write into Angry Birds.
3) Employer found the blog and learned what we have been doing in the employee bathroom.
2) Got our first prescription for Viagra.
1) Vowed not to start blogging again until we stop relying on cheap dick jokes for content.

7 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Most of these don't apply to moi, but hello! anywho.
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Von said...

Going to need to borrow this list.
okthanksbye

Kathleen said...

one of best ever. you've been saving it up

Jennifer said...

We have blogs??

Jennifer said...

Also... at the risk of being struck by lightning, my blog was tempted to post that it was "finish-ed" today, but then I realized it would probably just spring back to life on Sunday...

Substance McGravitas said...

Did you give that bum a quarter? No? Why are you just throwing out all those pixels then?

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

17) HEY. ZOMBIE HERE. GIVE AN UNDEAD FELLA A BREAK, WILLYA?