Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Top Ten Wednesdays: What sports are we proposing for the next Winter Olympics?

Special extended coverage edition!

15) Synchronized Snow Angels

14) Post-Shoveling CPR

13) Men’s Pairs Figure Skating (pending legislative approval)

12) Timed Frozen Pole Tongue Stick

11) Yeti Rodeo

10) Global Warming Denial Sprint

9) Full-Pipe Snowboarding Bong Hits

8) High-Rise Icicle Catch

7) Antarctic Researcher Elimination

6) Mixed Martial Arts Ice Hockey

5) Biathalon Spy Hunt

4) Cross-Country Unplowed Commute

3) Human Interest and Tape Delay Endurance Run

2) Extreme Curling

1) Men’s Freestyle Snow Writing

17 comments:

Kathleen said...

it's Wednesday?

Kathleen said...

great list. great links. The Thing is an eternal classic.

Brando said...

I love that scene from The Thing. So suspenseful, violent, and funny. Hard to get those three elements together and pull it off.

Another Kiwi said...

No room for one horse open sleigh (jingle bell and non-jingle bell) races?

Churlita said...

Wow. Kathleen actually clicks on the links? She's a brave, brave woman.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Brando links are generally, safe, Churlita. As long as you have a tolerance for a certain Canadian Power Trio.

Brando said...

That is true. I will not goatse anyone. And I generally tend to provide a Distant Early Warning if I link to Rush.

fish said...

You can trust my links too.

Substance McGravitas said...

Slush trudging.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Rush Trudging.

Another Kiwi said...

Riddled Links Quality Control says: Maybe you'd like it over at Playskool, you big baby.

Churlita said...

Except I'm almost as afraid of being exposed to Rush videos as I am of goatse. My brother was a HUGE Rush fan and I've been traumatized by that.

TLB said...

Oh, Churlita, just be glad you don't live at my house...

WV: larygyba Some kind of bug?

Kathleen said...

WV: larygyba

throat sounds made by Rush fans?

Brando said...

throat sounds made by Rush fans?

You know, I have a small goal: to provide a little bit of laughter, free of charge. Is this blog so devoid of humor that some of you need to generate your own by repeatedly kicking me in the balls?

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Be like Tom Sawyer, Brando.

fish said...

Is this blog so devoid of humor that some of you need to generate your own by repeatedly kicking me in the balls?

I love that show!