Tuesday, February 02, 2010

Top Ten Tuesdays: What other Apple products are we getting excited about?

Special extended hype edition!

11) iCovet (includes neighbor’s wife; neighbor’s ass sold separately)

10) iNoTouch (featuring patented fingerprint magnet)

9) iHump (comes with lubricated docking station and Craigslist app)

8) iMaDouche (includes Apple-branded Skype app)

7) iBono (may induce vertigo)

6) iDunno (with built-in clue phone)

5) iBrrraaaiiinnnssss (3G coverage at all graveyard hotspots)

4) iShiny (warning: may cause blindness if used in sunlight)

3) iSmug (available exclusively at Starbucks)

2) iChing (accurately predicts its own obsolescence within six months)

1) iWipe (waterproof and smudge resistant)

16 comments:

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

iMmaletyafinish. Available in MTV, VH-!, and Grammy implementations.

Mendacious D said...

Kanye dig it?

iMax: the big book of patent infringement suits

Jennifer said...

I am not touching #11...

Kathleen said...

sooooooo hilarious

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

iShiny (warning: may cause blindness if used in sunlight)


Irresistible to really small fish everywhere.
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zombie rotten mcdonald said...

They are all closed software, thus evil.

Snag said...

iDon'tgetit.

fish said...

iNeed

The feeling you get every time Apple announces a new product.

Brando said...

Fish like apples? I learn something new on teh Internets every day.

Brando said...

iLost: translates every Lost episode into intelligible English.

Churlita said...

iLaughatthis.

Substance McGravitas said...

iKnow iKnow iKnow

fish said...

An oldie but a classic.

Related.

fish said...

c'mon Churlita. Click it.

almostinfamous said...

iCantaffordit

( icantbelieve nobody went there yet)

Churlita said...

Fish, Are you trying to bait me?