10) Guy at Subway who only gave us regular amount of olives when we clearly asked for extra olives.
9) Ex-boyfriend who never performed cunnilingus.
8) Ex-girlfriend who never performed fellatio.
7) Dude who took the last bit of crab dip.
6) Bartender who put the shamrock shape on friend’s pint of Guinness but not ours.
5) Store manager who’s all Gestapo about “no shirt, no shoes, no service.”
4) Parents, for revoking driving privileges after they found that rubber in the back seat.
3) Most of the people in the comments section.
2) Old neighbor who talks with a German accent but says he’s from Argentina.
1) Anyone who wants to take the monstrous, unconscionable, homicidal step of allowing poor people to get medical attention without going broke.