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11) locked in trunk by da mob not sure where but smells like jersey. help.
10) Too lazy to blog, too broke to text, so here I am.
9) In the middle of something and out of lube. Suggestions?
8) @momoftheyear777: mom, lisarulz44 keeps touching me!!!!
7) @lisarulz44: one more tweet from ur brother and ill pull this car over!
6) Will tweet for food.
5) Since no publisher will recognize the brilliance of my novel, I’ll publish it here, 140 characters at a time. One: It was a dark and stormy n
4) Quick poll: Should I plead guilty or not guilty?
3) @TacoBellLuvr101: im in the stall next to you & agree you should ease up on the gorditas
2) does this look infected to anybody tinyurl
1) Just wanted to share how much more interesting my life is than yours.