Tuesday, July 28, 2009

What's infecting our attempts at health care reform?

Special extra phlegmy edition!

11) Rectal McConnellyps

10) Fickle Sell Anemia

9) Bi-Partisan Disorder

8) Hyper Metasticizing Obstructions

7) Airborne Swine Flu

6) Blue Dog Rabies (warning: extra contagious during election season)

5) African-American Distraction Disorder

4) Hypocommunism (also known as Frantic European Allergic Reaction)

3) Irritable Boehner Symdrome

2) Drug-Company Induced Psychosis

1) Chronic Fucktardedness (we've got a fever, and the only prescription is more Krugman)

11 comments:

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Ouch, this one hurts.

But without health care, I can't see a doctor....

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

I'm going to go with Blue Dog Rabies and Corporate Psychosis.
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zombie rotten mcdonald said...

zombie moose?

That doesn't seem realistic....

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zombie rotten mcdonald said...

agreed.

fish knows his jerking.

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