Special extended that's-mighty-white-of-you edition!
12) Why do you hate white people?
11) Let me elaborate: why do you hate white guys?
10) Given that 106 white men have served on the Supreme Court, do you feel that you're receiving preferential treatment?
9) Related question: if Latinas are so wise, how come they have never served on the Supreme Court?
8) What do you hate more: white men or fetuses?
7) Are you afraid of our Caucasian-ness? Our natural non-heat?
6) If Rush Limbaugh and Pat Buchanan were trapped in an overturned car that was on fire, do you think you would be able to find the superhuman strength to flip the car over and get them out, or would your bias against white men prevent that?
5) Same question, but with Selma Hayek and Penelope Cruz in the car.
4) If you were a tree, would you be the kind of tree that would let a white family build a house out of her?
3) If you had a cat trapped in a tree, would you let a white firefighter get the cat out of the tree? Follow up question: what color is your cat?
2) We noticed that you're wearing a white cast on your ankle. Do you find plaster racist? What about white bones?
1) Why are you so obsessed with race?
23 comments:
Follow up question: what color is your cat?
Winner!
Did Jeff (Jerry the Mouse) Sessions wear his Klan outfit to the hearings?
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I spent my time watching the news last night and saying "Sotomaaaaayooooor" just like the news casters over and over and over again. Woke up and said "Sotommmmaaaaayooooor" again.
Thank Jebus I live alone.
Per-fucking-fect.
Nuff said.
(swearing added for BG's benefit):)
can they just confirm her already?
you know it, we know it, Asshole Sessions knows, it, even Limbaugh knows it. Let's move the FACK on already.
Muy buen.
Viva Zapata!
Viva Zorro!
Viva Las Vegas!
Since most Latinos are considered caucasians anyway, it makes me laugh until I cry that all those old White guys feel so threatened.
one of your best yet.
13) How much wood would a white woodchuck chuck if a white woodchuck would chuck wood?
snag-
none. They would get their Latino woodchuck gardeners to do it.
frickin trick question.
These were great!
If you were a tree, would you be the kind of tree that would let a white family build a house out of her?
LOL!
I for one hate white people.
And my kitty's color suggest that I like little old ladies.
I think I would fail 6 and 5.
17b) Do you ever consider the use of mayonnaise in a recipe?
666) When going to a cross burning, would you wear BROWN robes?
35) What title would you give to The Clash song - (White Man) in Hammersmith Palais
every single point is a home run! well done
CALLING BRANDO. URGENT CALL FOR DADDY BRANDO
BRING THE FUNNY TO MENDACIOUS D'S
MENDACIOUS IS GONE, AND ZOMBIES AREN'T FUNNY.
Sez you.
OK, THIS ZOMBIE ISN'T FUNNY.
ALSO, WE HATE FISH.
WELCOME BACK!!!
I am almost back. At TLB's parents right now, driving back to Da UP on Sunday. But I am plugged in again.
You're just down the road!!! I saw my stats!
Pffft.
You should have stopped by for a beer. I would have even gone out and bought a Rush CD to play...
Well, maybe NOT!
Little did you know sitetracker means she is tracking your every move...
I know where you are, fish, and I know what you're doing...
And I have to say... I wasn't surprised, I fully expected that from you.
Maybe sitetracker should change its name to sitestalker.
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