Special extended that's-mighty-white-of-you edition!
12) Why do you hate white people?
11) Let me elaborate: why do you hate white guys?
10) Given that 106 white men have served on the Supreme Court, do you feel that you're receiving preferential treatment?
9) Related question: if Latinas are so wise, how come they have never served on the Supreme Court?
8) What do you hate more: white men or fetuses?
7) Are you afraid of our Caucasian-ness? Our natural non-heat?
6) If Rush Limbaugh and Pat Buchanan were trapped in an overturned car that was on fire, do you think you would be able to find the superhuman strength to flip the car over and get them out, or would your bias against white men prevent that?
5) Same question, but with Selma Hayek and Penelope Cruz in the car.
4) If you were a tree, would you be the kind of tree that would let a white family build a house out of her?
3) If you had a cat trapped in a tree, would you let a white firefighter get the cat out of the tree? Follow up question: what color is your cat?
2) We noticed that you're wearing a white cast on your ankle. Do you find plaster racist? What about white bones?
1) Why are you so obsessed with race?