10) Posting a strongly-worded tweet from twitter.com/unsecuritycouncil57.
9) Sending Joe Biden for direct negotiations so he can talk them to death.
8) Telling Kim Il-Jong if he stops testing, he can be in Obama's Five.
7) Broadcasting North Korean premiere of Wargames so they understand that in nuclear war, there are no winners.
6) Parachuting Jack Bauer to Pyongyang and giving him a day to take care of it.
5) Calling China and telling them, "Hey, you know what North Korea said? That you don't have the stones to launch preemptive strikes against their suspected nuclear sites. And that the way to tell Chinese women apart from Chinese men is that the men have smaller clitorises. What's that? Sure, we can e-mail you the coordinates."
4) Inviting them to settle the issue on the hottest new game show, Arms Deal or No Arms Deal.
3) Erecting a mile-high trampoline along the West Coast.
2) Warning North Korea if they don't stop testing nuclear weapons, Dick Cheney will kill every first-born North Korean male.
1) Honestly, we have no idea. Got any suggestions?