10) Drivers receiving fellatio must use cruise control to prevent fuel-wasting surges of acceleration.
9) Commissioning The Eagles to write a new PSA, "Life in the Carpool Lane."
8) All automotive air-conditioning will return to it's lowered-window-based roots.
7) Dominos will now promise to deliver pizzas within three hours in order to save gas.
6) Motorists will receive tax credits by planting trees in their trunks.
5) New talking cars will berate us into getting off our goddamned fat asses and walking to the corner store instead of driving two blocks like a bunch of lazy fucks.
4) Funding fuel efficiency research by requiring men with small penises to pay an Overcompensation Tax when purchasing large trucks and SUVs.
3) Anyone killing themselves with car exhaust can purchase pre-suicide carbon credits online.
2) Developing the new Ford Flintstone, the world's first foot-powered car.
1) Paying a lot more for that environmentally-friendly muffler.