10) Loving sheep for more than their wool.
9) The second and fourth victims.
8) Begging girlfriend to go see He's Just Not That Into You.
7) Watching the Grammies.
6) Paying for bailout by sending U.S. gold reserves to Cash4Gold.
5) Making the Skippy extra nutty.
4) Record-breaking weekend of marathon sex achieved through aid of performance enhancing drugs.
3) Only bought a new Amazon Kindle so we'd look like we read.
2) Coming up with broad, open-ended topics for humorous lists when we can't think of something more creative to write.
1) Being a New York Yankee.