Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Top Ten Tuesdays: What are we admitting to?

10) Loving sheep for more than their wool.

9) The second and fourth victims.

8) Begging girlfriend to go see He's Just Not That Into You.

7) Watching the Grammies.

6) Paying for bailout by sending U.S. gold reserves to Cash4Gold.

5) Making the Skippy extra nutty.

4) Record-breaking weekend of marathon sex achieved through aid of performance enhancing drugs.

3) Only bought a new Amazon Kindle so we'd look like we read.

2) Coming up with broad, open-ended topics for humorous lists when we can't think of something more creative to write.

1) Being a New York Yankee.


zombie rotten mcdonald said...

16) Being Jewish.

17) Having suckered the Republicans

17d) But we are definitely NOT admitting to carving up a guy's nutsack.

18) liking Genesis.

Jennifer said...

I don't even have a nutsack, but that's enough to stop me from admitting to ANYTHING! Aside from buying a Barry Manilow album when I was 10... I'M SORRY!!! It turned out what I really liked was the Chopin tune he sampled from!

Churlita said...

19.) Having a litter of children by artificial means and hoping to land a reality TV show from it.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

20) Having a litter of children by normal means and actually landing a reality tv show from it.

Adorable Girlfriend said...

ZRM is not Jewish and it's offensive he is saying so. I'd like a little more Jew in me though ... if you know of any single Jews.

As for Yankee--rock on! And I'll go with you to the movie.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

O crap, I offended AG again.

oh well, nothing I can say would ever make here realize that it was innocuous, so I guess I better move on...

21) Admitting to making a poor joke about someone else being Jewish.

Kathleen said...

I love Cash4gold. And when they had BOTH MC Hammer AND Ed McMahon in their one ad, I thought I had died and gone to heaven. I still laugh about that.

I hope the follow up stars Wesley Snipes and Willie Nelson. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE