Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Top Ten Tuesdays: What could we do with a $50 million dollar divorce settlement?

10) Buy rights to "Hey Jude" and change chorus the chorus to cha...cha...cha...cha-cha-cha-ching.

9) Bribe the Sun to come a million miles closer and make winter finally go away.

8) Have The Rolling Stones killed.

7) Quit day job to focus on lifelong dream: beating Rock Band on the Expert level.*

6) Pay for new Florida Democratic primary on the condition that we get to hunt the loser at Disney World’s Discovery Island.

5) Poll 25 points higher than Mitt Romney did.

4) Throw birthday party for Allan Greenspan and only to have a naked Paul Krugman jump out of the cake.

3) Turn Kansas into a giant plasma TV that we can watch from our orbiting space mansion.

2) Lose $25 million of it in our next divorce from Pete Best.

1) Buy Ringo.

*Embarrassing Brando nugget here, courtesy of TLB.

21 comments:

Churlita said...

Man, did I ever marry badly. I would so love to quit my day job and devote my life to achieving expert level at Rock Band.

Jennifer said...

Buy a new leg to stand on???

Hey, I'm in hell anyhow... and no true offense was meant to anyone of any limb persuasion.

Noelle said...

Jennifer, you know my physical therapist only has one leg, and he'd kill for Heather McCartney's. But I think he'd also appreciate the humor.

Maybe she should buy Neverland Ranch and the Beatles catalog within. Does Jacko still own that?

Jennifer said...

Noelle- I hope he would indeed appreciate the humor and would know that no offense was meant.

I think Jacko had to sell the catalog to keep Bubbles in rhinestones.

blue girl said...

The visual of Paul Krugman popping out of a cake nakes is too much for me!!!!!!

lol.

blue girl said...

...naked

Brando said...

I kind of liked "nakes."

Mr. K is not an attractive man.

Adorable Girlfriend said...

Blue Girl? I notice she never comes to RoD anymore unless we put out jokes or Res.

Fer shame.

Shame.

Shame.
Shame.

AG's 11. Have her blog nemesis put out of the blogging business once and for all!

Adorable Girlfriend said...

Blue Girl? I notice she never comes to RoD anymore unless we put out jokes or Res.

Fer shame.

Shame.

Shame.
Shame.

AG's 11. Have her blog nemesis put out of the blogging business once and for all!

billy pilgrim said...

....but has an extremely attractive mind.

16) Buy up all the chocolate skittles to keep them out of the hands of unsuspecting consumers, and use them to build a rammed-skittle adobe Survival Shack in the backwoods of Canadia to survive the oncoming economic "unrest".

18) Buy Bear Stearns.

24) Enroll Snag in the Moose-of-the-Month club for life.

billy pilgrim said...

.ummm, my last comment made more sense before AG butted in line.

Twice.

Pinko Punko said...

Don't talk that way about UC! 3B FOREVER!

blue girl said...

Brando, I kind of like "nakes" too. But, felt it was too nick-namish for the partying Paul Krugman. lol.

Oh no! I have the visual again!

AG, don't worry. I've been reading all your great posts. And they have been great.

They're just very deep right now. All teenage sexuality and nakes and stuff. And I am in total denial regarding that subject matter as I type this....

fish said...

Pay Jeff Gillooly to "take care of Helio Castroneves."

Kathleen said...

set up The Foundation for the Recovery and Treatment of Chocolate Skittles Consumers.

Kathleen said...

Fund The Department for the Location and Eradication of Sink Lettuce.

Adorable Girlfriend said...

Billy, it's not my fault you are so in the blogs and fast in other places.

Cornhole.

Kathleen said...

Found the Althouse Institute for the Historical Documentation and Analysis of Obscure and Pointless Blog Wars.

almostinfamous said...

20) buy enough salt to melt the U.P

Snag said...

Get the hell out of Dodge.

Adorable Girlfriend said...

Oh lookie! AG's calendar says it is Thursday.

Thursday.

Now vote for Hillary.