Tuesday, March 14, 2006

Top Ten Tuesdays: How else are we improving Arab-American relations?

Special extra great ideas edition!

The Bush administration touted the Dubai ports deal as a way to improve America’s relations with the Arab world. What else does the administration have planned to strengthen relations with Arab nations?

15) Invite emirs to hunt with the Vice President

14) Sponsor special Friar’s Club Roast of the Prophet Mohammed

13) Ask Bravo to create new fashion show, Project Burkha

12) Have Condi wear fake beard and penis when negotiating

11) Find that special Saudi prince for Jenna and Barbara

10) Offer to replace Hispanic migrant labor with Arab migrant labor

9) Promise to withdraw immediately if Iraq falls into civil war

8) Require Iraqi schools to teach intelligent design

7) Allow only sketch artists instead of photographers during brutal interrogations

6) Arrange to have "Allah Akbar" shaved into Thomas Friedman’s mustache

5) Start new Middle Eastern "tent-to-tent" Jehovah’s Witness program

4) Promote more American-Arab brotherhood by rolling back women’s rights

3) Invite Shi'a judge to join panel on American Idol

2) Let Dubai take over Delta Airlines

1) Present ample evidence that America’s knee-jerk racism isn’t directed only at Arabs


teh l4m3 said...

Ooh, I know! Siding with countries like Iran at the UN in opposition to equal rights for gays.

Oh, wait, already did that...

Adorable Girlfriend said...

Stop playing the Cure's "Killing an Arab" at national past time events like the World Series.

Brando said...

LOL, that should be the theme song at the GOP convention.

"See, I'm standing on a beach, with a gun in my hand...heh heh heh...staring at the sand, staring at the...wait, I'm standing on my gun, no, I'm standing on an Arab...."

Adorable Girlfriend said...

You'd think they would have claimed that by now. Maybe I'll write them an email later to suggest it.