Special extra great ideas edition!
The Bush administration touted the Dubai ports deal as a way to improve America’s relations with the Arab world. What else does the administration have planned to strengthen relations with Arab nations?
15) Invite emirs to hunt with the Vice President
14) Sponsor special Friar’s Club Roast of the Prophet Mohammed
13) Ask Bravo to create new fashion show, Project Burkha
12) Have Condi wear fake beard and penis when negotiating
11) Find that special Saudi prince for Jenna and Barbara
10) Offer to replace Hispanic migrant labor with Arab migrant labor
9) Promise to withdraw immediately if Iraq falls into civil war
8) Require Iraqi schools to teach intelligent design
7) Allow only sketch artists instead of photographers during brutal interrogations
6) Arrange to have "Allah Akbar" shaved into Thomas Friedman’s mustache
5) Start new Middle Eastern "tent-to-tent" Jehovah’s Witness program
4) Promote more American-Arab brotherhood by rolling back women’s rights
3) Invite Shi'a judge to join panel on American Idol
2) Let Dubai take over Delta Airlines
1) Present ample evidence that America’s knee-jerk racism isn’t directed only at Arabs
4 comments:
Ooh, I know! Siding with countries like Iran at the UN in opposition to equal rights for gays.
Oh, wait, already did that...
Stop playing the Cure's "Killing an Arab" at national past time events like the World Series.
LOL, that should be the theme song at the GOP convention.
"See, I'm standing on a beach, with a gun in my hand...heh heh heh...staring at the sand, staring at the...wait, I'm standing on my gun, no, I'm standing on an Arab...."
You'd think they would have claimed that by now. Maybe I'll write them an email later to suggest it.
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