Special extra manly Yankee Candle aromas edition!
25) Masturbation Weekend
24) AXEcentuate
23) Mancave Musk
22) Trophy Wife
21) I Change My Own Oil
20) Apron Strings
19) Dutch Oven
18) Lamborghini Leather
17) Is That Your Feet?
16) She Left This When She Left Me
15) Butter Shave
14) Laundry Pile
13) It’s Saturday Night, Honey
12) Smell You Later
11) Videogame Chair
10) Skinny Jeans
9) Zubaz Pants
8) Late-Night Burrito
7) Light Until the Viagra Kicks In
6) We’ve Got Wood for Paneling
5) Mountain Dew
4) Oh Shit, My Parents Are Back
3) Corner Bar
2) Testicle Cheese
1) Single, Thin, and Neat
19 comments:
"Stairway to Heaven air guitar"
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LOL, nice. Maybe "The Smell Remains the Same."
TLB also contributed one (and gave me the coupon that alerted me to actual man-candles). Any guesses as to which one?
The Axe one needs a link.
"Explaining Voice"
Any guesses
Videogame chair.
Any guesses as to which one?
8) Late-Night Burrito
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I'm guessing video game chair.
gymbag
Not yet, boys. Keep guessing.
She's taunting us!
21) I Change My Own Oil
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She's forcing me to imagine 24 terrible things instead of just one!
I just heard about these on the news... I was half asleep and thought surly it must be a joke. WRONG.
Of course, the first thing that popped into my mind was "Schweddy Balls", you know, for the holidays.
As for TLB's contribution... I'm going with Dutch Oven.
...surely...
Hers is #2. I think writing about Bathory warped her fragile little mind.
HA! I should have known because along with Pete Schweddy balls... Smegma did pop into my mind. Close enough.
that was my first instinct, but later was going to guess the one about feet. Because, damn, FEET!
OT, did you and TLB know there was a movie called the Countess? Obviously, it is not related to TLB's book other than content, but there are a lot of points of similarity. Although it is more bloody... It's on Netflix, if you're interested.
"Napalm, by Which We Mean Victory"
"Lap Dance Lounge"
"Cold Pizza and Beer"
"SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY! Essence of Monster Truck Show"
oh god I am laughing so hard and also wincing and squinting all at the same time
I like calling one "Napalm in the Morning."
I wish I had the photoshop skills to make labels for these.
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