Tuesday, October 11, 2011

Top Ten Tuesdays: What new TV shows are we watching?

Extra TiVoLicious Edition!

20) 20,000,000 Broke Girls (Syndicated nationwide)

19) Twitter Wars! Only on The History Channel

18) Terror No More: Conservatives attempt to win the War on Terror by traveling back in time to convert Muhammad to Christianity (Fox)

17) C.P.A.—Watch the excitement add up! (CNBC)

16) Creepy Uncle (Adult Swim)

15) David Hasselhoff and Charlie Sheen star as two swinging private dicks in the detective comedy Herpes and Clap (Spike)

14) Better Versions of Shitty American Knockoffs of British Shows (BBC America)

13) American Economic Horror Story (Fox Business News)

12) See TSA agents find more than contraband in Is That a Bomb in Your Pocket or Are You Just Glad to See Me? (Lifetime)

11) America’s Got Desperation (All major news networks)

10) Hear the screams as we go from hair to bare on Waxed to the Max with Kelly Clarkson (Bravo)

9) The XXX Factor (HBO)

8) Really Hardcore Internal Organ Pawn (Discovery)

7) Yelling About Sports—24/7/365 on ESPN

6) Soon We Will Rule the World, My Minions! (OWN)

5) Aaron Sorkin returns with the new White House drama Hope-Less. (NBC)

4) See what happens when hot dog vendors take off their rubber gloves in Wiener Wars (NGC)

3) Man Vs. Myocardial Infarction (Travel Channel)

2) Greeters! (WalMart Network)

1) Flee, the story of a high school glee club that still finds time for love, laughter, and song amid a zombie apocalypse. (Chiller)

6 comments:

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

1) Flee, the story of a high school glee club that still finds time for love, laughter, and song amid a zombie apocalypse. (Chiller)

I tried out for that, but the casting director felt that a zombie architect was too unbelievable.

He'll never miss his brain. ZOM NOM NOM NOM.

Substance McGravitas said...

Hot Girls Singing Kiddie Songs! Bang that drum go BANG BANG BANG!

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Brando doesn't predict the future, he tries to prevent it.

P.S. And Substance is BANNNNNNED.
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fish said...

CSI:NCIS
NCIS:CSI
Watch crime scene investigators reconstruct the crimes committed by the Naval Criminal Investigative Service or watch the Naval Criminal Investigative Service investigate crimes committed on naval bases by CSI agents.

SHUT UP!!! WE DO TOO HAVE NEW IDEAS AT CBS!!!!

Jennifer said...

CSI:NCIS
NCIS:CSI

WE DO TOO HAVE NEW IDEAS AT CBS!!!!


"Two and a Half CSI's".

Brando said...

Actually, given the cases on CSI, it may literally be two and a half men.