Wednesday, February 16, 2011

No time for love, Dr. Jones

It is all finding lost luggage and mandolin strings in the middle of Austin for me this week. No drugs, no sex, some rock and roll, but only as background noise as my office chair and I grow increasingly resentful of each other, like a WASPy couple who hate each other but let their hatred fester silently beneath a veneer of civility.

I don't say that for sympathy. My job usually doesn't require that kind of time commitment. We just happen to have a big project and a tight deadline, which sounds much hotter than it actually is. As such, my dick joke reservoir is running a little dry (please feel free to insert witty rejoinder in comments*)

However, this presents an opportunity to play a song that all most some one of you will love:



For the haters, you can fast-forward to around 2:25 for Tremendous Geddy Face. It's only a quick flash, but he looks like he surprised himself with his own awesomeness.

*that's what she said

22 comments:

Adorable Girlfriend said...

For the haters/

Don't look at me in that font type, mister.

Hang in there! I've been living this kind of stress for six plus months. The flip side is the 138% bonus and getting to give Bachmann a lap dance. (No really -- post to follow soon.)

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

I am making the devil horns.

With both hands, because....

TOO MUCH ROCK FOR ONE HAND!!!


[yanno, it strikes me that i have been posting and commenting with lots of shouty-caps lately. I suppose that means something]

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

The flip side is the 138% bonus

yeah, just go ahead and rub it in, thanks.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Interesting.... I've got the Clerks soundtrack on my iPod, so occasionally it pipes up and says the title of this post, which is why I hear this in Randal's voice.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

All I can say is, Randroid Trees!
~

Kathleen said...

is Geddy Face catching?

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

is Geddy Face catching?

You can only catch it from a blazing hot fretboard.

WV (i kid you not)-etticat... the topic of Emily Scratching Post's books.

Jennifer said...

is Geddy Face catching?

I could deal with Geddy Face, but I hope Geddy Voice is not catching.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

next time i talk to Jennifer, I am doing it all in Geddy Voice.

Jennifer said...

next time i talk to Jennifer, I am doing it all in Geddy Voice.

You're going to need a large supply of helium balloons and will have to be sitting on a washer during the spin cycle.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

"We are the Priests
of the Temples
of Sy-rinx...."

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

You're going to need a large supply of helium balloons and will have to be sitting on a washer during the spin cycle.

Kinky.

fish said...

Make sure you are screaming "mommy" as you take hits of helium.

Von said...

Well, I like this song.

Brando said...

Geddy's singing always made my mother think he was Chinese, so to this day she still refers to Rush as "that Chinese music."

Jennifer said...

Make sure you are screaming "mommy" as you take hits of helium.

LOL

Mommy loves you.

Jennifer said...

Geddy's singing always made my mother think he was Chinese, so to this day she still refers to Rush as "that Chinese music."

LOL!

She shouldn't insult the Chinese like that. :)

wv: dingsan

really???

Righteous Bubba said...

It's an awesome song, but the stompy break in it is hilarious in pretty much the wrong way.

Another Kiwi said...

You fools, he said sing like Geddy not sing like you're giddy!

fish said...

Distinction without a difference

Adorable Girlfriend said...

Um, the lap dance would involve the rubbing in more than the bonus, to be fair.

fish said...

Um, the lap dance would involve the rubbing in more than the bonus

I think there is a typo here somewhere.