10) Drinking 12 vials of 5-Hour Energy and doing all of our Christmas shopping in 15 intense minutes.
9) Telling mother the truth about the “friend” we brought home from college.
8) Making naked snow angels.
7) Spiking the punch at the office party with peyote, then dressing up like a coyote and ordering our boss to give us a raise.
6) Sending out Christmas cards with photographic evidence showing why husband became ex-husband.
5) Letting Elmo tickle us.
4) Watching Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer while playing Dark Side of the Moon.
3) Tying an iPad to a fishing line and pulling it through crowded mall.
2) Setting concealed bear traps by the tree to catch Santa.
1) Whipping out the mistletoe cockring.