Tuesday, June 08, 2010

Top Ten Tuesdays: Why do we hate our political incumbents so much?

10) Refuse to wipe their feet before using us as human footstools.

9) Looking to replace old, boring political incompetents with exciting new incompetents who are even crazier in the political sack.

8) Fat/crying/screaming man on the radio/TV/Internets told us we should.

7) Decided to embrace candidates who promise a zipper over every nipple.

6) Finally had time to pay attention to politics while being unemployed since last election.

5) Don’t trust any candidate not wearing at least fifteen pieces of American flag flair.

4) Keep ignoring our demands for a return to the facial hair of our forefathers.

3) Angry at establishment politicians who don’t look out for the interests of white men.

2) Ate the cake they told us we could eat.

1) Frustrated that the only jobs they’ve created are of the hand variety.


zombie rotten mcdonald said...

17) you have a better suggestion when our incumbent is Joe Lieberman?

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

7) Decided to embrace candidates who promise a zipper over every nipple.

Also Augmented.

Another Kiwi said...

The Daddy-men got beated by the blackman. It's no fair

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

One: Because they all sold their souls to Koch Industries, etc., rather than to Rock and Roll.

Kathleen said...

I ate the lemon cake but it was sad.

Churlita said...

Cake? We get cake?!

Brando said...

Churlita, no cake anymore. It's been dissolved in a mixture of tea and Glenn Beck's bitter tears.

Churlita said...

Ew! Salty, bitter, caffeinated cake...

El Snacktator said...

Did someone call for cake?

Seeing Eye Chick said...

I got all excited because I thought the blog post was sick and interesting [like monsters] and then I find the comment section.

Brings a tear to me one eye it does. And Joe Lieberman? Try Coburn or Inhofe, or Kern, and then the marauding puritans that are running against them.

It's like choosing between a root canal and a colonoscopy.

Either way you know its going to be painful, bloody and humiliating.