NARRATOR (in a deep “movie preview” voice)
He shocked you with Reservoir Dogs...He took your breath away with Pulp Fiction...He's coasted on those two films for more than decade...But now, Quentin Tarintino brings you a classic story...
Caesar sits at the bar of a loud club.
I hear a tongue, shriller than all the music,
cry, “Caesar.” Speak. Caesar is turn’d to hear.
Retold for the modern age...
Brutus and Cassius stand before the open trunk of a Cadillac.
Let’s carve his ass as a dish fit for the fuckin’ gods.
Quentin Tarantino’s William Shakespeare’s Julius Caesar.
MUSIC UP—“Live and Let Die” by Wings
Starring Christopher Walken as Jules Caesar, the most powerful drug lord in Los Angeles.
Pussies die many times before their deaths,
Guys with balls never taste death but once. (snorts coke)
Harvey Keitel as Marcellus Brutus...
BRUTUS (wiping blood off face)
Oh, Jules Caesar, thou art mighty yet, you bastard.
Steve Buscemi as Clay Cassius.
CASSIUS (waving drink around)
But ‘ere we could arrive the point propos’d
Caesar cried, (making whiny, helpless voice) “Help me Cassius, lest I sink.’” Fuckin’ pussy.
James Gandolphini as Mark Anthony.
Mark Anthony standing on balcony in a hotel bathrobe.
Friends, Romans, scumbags, lend me your ears. Hey in the back, I’m talkin’ here!
Juliette Lewis as Portia Brutus...
Portia sits in front of a trailer in cut-off jean shorts.
Shoot, think you I am no stronger than my sex
Being so father’d and husbanded and stuff?
Uma Thurman as Calphurnia Caesar
Calphurnia does the Pulp Fiction dance.
And Samuel L. Jackson as Mr. Soothsayer.
Mr. Soothsayer grabs Caesar at a pro football game.
Beware the Ides of March, motherfucker!
Caesar is on his knees, facing Brutus. Brutus and Cassius point guns at Caesar.
In a world of treachery and greed, even the most powerful of men...need someone they can trust....
CAESAR (to Brutus)
Et tu, Brute...you piece of s—
Gunshots drown out the word.
Everywhere this summer.