Top Ten Tuesdays: What other Apple products are we getting excited about?

Special extended hype edition!

11) iCovet (includes neighbor’s wife; neighbor’s ass sold separately)

10) iNoTouch (featuring patented fingerprint magnet)

9) iHump (comes with lubricated docking station and Craigslist app)

8) iMaDouche (includes Apple-branded Skype app)

7) iBono (may induce vertigo)

6) iDunno (with built-in clue phone)

5) iBrrraaaiiinnnssss (3G coverage at all graveyard hotspots)

4) iShiny (warning: may cause blindness if used in sunlight)

3) iSmug (available exclusively at Starbucks)

2) iChing (accurately predicts its own obsolescence within six months)

1) iWipe (waterproof and smudge resistant)