Special extra phlegmy edition!
11) Rectal McConnellyps
10) Fickle Sell Anemia
9) Bi-Partisan Disorder
8) Hyper Metasticizing Obstructions
7) Airborne Swine Flu
6) Blue Dog Rabies (warning: extra contagious during election season)
5) African-American Distraction Disorder
4) Hypocommunism (also known as Frantic European Allergic Reaction)
3) Irritable Boehner Symdrome
2) Drug-Company Induced Psychosis
1) Chronic Fucktardedness (we've got a fever, and the only prescription is more Krugman)
Ouch, this one hurts.
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I'm going to go with Blue Dog Rabies and Corporate Psychosis.
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ReplyDeleteThat doesn't seem realistic....
Fish never fails to bring it.
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