tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12562069.post1588198566583877717..comments2023-10-24T06:52:08.798-05:00Comments on Circle Jerk at the Square Dance: The NFL can't keep my dick jokes downBrandohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10484284471046027179noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12562069.post-81578067429103865152009-12-09T22:35:51.342-06:002009-12-09T22:35:51.342-06:00Greatest comments ever on this blog. Well done, pe...Greatest comments ever on this blog. Well done, people, well done.Brandohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10484284471046027179noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12562069.post-86426005494568572452009-12-08T21:37:13.458-06:002009-12-08T21:37:13.458-06:00Talk to Cats has won a Bedazzeler and my undying l...Talk to Cats has won a Bedazzeler and my undying love.fishhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01522672049371678717noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12562069.post-41065426955534725852009-12-08T17:34:09.852-06:002009-12-08T17:34:09.852-06:00Brando,
Good Afternoon! My name is Patches. I am...Brando, <br /><br />Good Afternoon! My name is Patches. I am the Talk To Cats Team Lead. "Talk To Cats" is our online initiative for cat pictures, preferably with humorous captions. I apologize you were frustrated yesterday at the inability of your blog to attract a wider audience. I wanted to reach out to let you know that you can add pictures of cats to your blog 7 days a week. Monday - Friday from 7am-7pm MST and Sat/Sun generally from 8am - 5pm MST. <br />We do appreciate your blog and do want you to know that we're here. I'm glad you were able to get 11 comments to this post. If anything happens again let us know and we'll work you to resolve the issue, possibly helping you come up with hilarious misspellings of words to make it seem like a cat typed them! <br />Hope you're having a Great Day today! <br />Mr. George Patrick "Patches" Fitzwilliam<br />TalkToCats Team Lead<br />www.twitter.com/TalkToCatsWithHilariousMisspelledCaptions<br /><br /><br />P.S. GO BENGALS, SUCKER! CATZ RULE!TalkToCatshttp://www.oaklanddilettante.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12562069.post-25873190223550690612009-12-08T13:07:58.251-06:002009-12-08T13:07:58.251-06:00Brando this is one of your funniest posts ever.
C...Brando this is one of your funniest posts ever.<br /><br />Chris had a somewhat similar story with the NBA package I bought him. maybe I'll get him to post about it.Kathleenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00923975835078747456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12562069.post-66203211383781230072009-12-08T10:15:54.330-06:002009-12-08T10:15:54.330-06:00Brando,
Good Afternoon! My name is Roger. I work...Brando, <br /><br />Good Afternoon! My name is Roger. I work for the NFL and am the NFL Tells You What You Can and Can't Do Lead. "NFLTYWYCCDL" is our online initiative for damage control and sternly worded warnings. I apologize you were frustrated yesterday at the inability to tell "dick jokes." I wanted to reach out to let you know that we will be monitoring you and keeping you on a short leash 7 days a week. Monday - Friday we're on from 7am-7am MST and Sat/Sun we're generally on from 8am - 8am MST. We are always watching. <br />We don't appreciate your column and do want you to know that we're here with very serious looks upon our faces. I'm glad you understand that future references to Viagra (or any other ED medication, and we know them all) will be tolerated. If anything happens again, I strongly advise you to stay in your house and away from the windows! <br />Hope you're having a Great Day today! <br />Roger "Big Brother" Goodall<br />NFL Tells You What You Can and Can't Do Lead<br />www.twitter.com/Don'teventhinkofit<br />ListenToUs@NFL.com<br /><br /><br />P.S. My best friend and brother were both Special Ops. Just sayin.Roger Goodellhttp://www.nfl.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12562069.post-24360645678778380282009-12-07T19:26:12.752-06:002009-12-07T19:26:12.752-06:00Brando,
Good Afternoon! My name is Lovie. I coach...Brando,<br /><br />Good Afternoon! My name is Lovie. I coach the Bears and am the Talk To Bears Team Lead. "Talk To Bears" is our online initiative for fan response. I apologize you were frustrated yesterday by our occasional inability to play the game. I wanted to reach out to let you know that you can reach myself or my team at TalkToLovie.com 7 days a week. Monday - Friday we're on from 7am-7pm MST and Sat/Sun we're generally on from 8am - 5pm MST.<br />I do appreciate your support and do want you to know that we're here. I'm glad you were able to see us get the issue resolved and actually win a game. If anything happens again let us know and we'll work to resolve the issue!Lovie Smithhttp://www.chicagobears.com/index.htmlnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12562069.post-80617669959675475012009-12-07T16:46:40.965-06:002009-12-07T16:46:40.965-06:00Sipp, I sincerely appreciate the response. Honestl...Sipp, I sincerely appreciate the response. Honestly, the only thing that irritated me (aside from the issue itself) was that the auto message said your offices were closed before offering me other options. When I muttered my discontent in the phone, that's when I went to another menu because of the voice recognition. I initially thought I was out of luck until Monday. <br /><br />I've also always had good service from DTV. Sometimes the problems take some doing to resolve, but the reps are always really nice and friendly. Much, much better than my experiences with cable companies.Brandohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10484284471046027179noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12562069.post-77961167789710138572009-12-07T16:22:13.198-06:002009-12-07T16:22:13.198-06:00Big Telecom is watching, Brando.
Maybe you'd ...Big Telecom is watching, Brando.<br /><br />Maybe you'd better wax those legs after all.zombie rotten mcdonaldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10601960953323752278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12562069.post-29475837054526230042009-12-07T16:13:46.372-06:002009-12-07T16:13:46.372-06:00Brando,
Good Afternoon! My name is Sipp. I work ...Brando, <br /><br />Good Afternoon! My name is Sipp. I work for Qwest and am the Talk To Qwest Team Lead. "Talk To Qwest" is our online initiative for customer response. I apologize you were frustrated yesterday at the inability to reach someone from Qwest. I wanted to reach out to let you know that you can reach myself or my team at TalkToUs@Qwest.com 7 days a week. Monday - Friday we're on from 7am-7pm MST and Sat/Sun we're generally on from 8am - 5pm MST. <br />We do appreciate your business and do want you to know that we're here. I'm glad you were able to get the DTV issue resolved tho. If anything happens again let us know and we'll work w/ DTV to resolve the issue! <br />Hope you're having a Great Day today! <br />Josh "Sipp" Sippola<br />TalkToQwest Team Lead<br />www.twitter.com/TalkToQwest<br />TalkToUs@Qwest.com<br /><br /><br />P.S. My best friend and brother are die hard Bears fans as well so I understand your frustrations with them..Have had many a chat about Cutler. They're both hoping to be in position to draft the Suh kid from Nebraska. Having Urlacher out certainly hurts..CenturyLink Help Teamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03992525660238230872noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12562069.post-69813193847316770802009-12-07T14:34:10.090-06:002009-12-07T14:34:10.090-06:00Yes, I have managed to bring the high-brown, subtl...<i>Yes, I have managed to bring the high-brown, subtle, sophisticated humor ...</i><br /><br />I am really trying not to be all grammar zombie here, but this sentence seems to be implying that your column relies more on poop jokes than dick jokes.zombie rotten mcdonaldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10601960953323752278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12562069.post-6792513395761499102009-12-07T10:39:41.490-06:002009-12-07T10:39:41.490-06:00But you wouldn't want the DMV to run your heal...But you wouldn't want the DMV to run your healthcare when you get such excellent efficiency from the freemarket (TM) now would you?fishhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01522672049371678717noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12562069.post-2968141006641455602009-12-07T09:39:16.520-06:002009-12-07T09:39:16.520-06:00You probably failed your drug test too.You probably failed your drug test too.willhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15590217997145761582noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12562069.post-82018569383919214022009-12-07T09:05:11.920-06:002009-12-07T09:05:11.920-06:00It's like two columns in one!
...and teh Card...It's like two columns in one!<br /><br />...and teh Cardinals spanked teh Vikes. Now if the Packers can avoid giving one away tonight...zombie rotten mcdonaldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10601960953323752278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12562069.post-64120416585799718312009-12-07T09:03:25.120-06:002009-12-07T09:03:25.120-06:00Hilarious...Not your pain, but how you write about...Hilarious...Not your pain, but how you write about it.Churlitahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05018288474865559384noreply@blogger.com