12) Steak through the heart.
11) Springing forward...to our graves!
10) Serving expired Newt.
9) Suspense over where Peyton Manning will decide to destroy his sports legacy.
8) Gravitational pull of couch.
7) Excess Santorum emissions.
6) Trying to collect money for the NCAA pool before the tourney starts.
5) Lack of anything more stimulating in our lives than the opening of an Olive Garden.
4) Blogger constantly fucking with comments.
3) Trickle-down economics becoming trickle-down waterboarding.
10) Serving expired Newt.
9) Suspense over where Peyton Manning will decide to destroy his sports legacy.
8) Gravitational pull of couch.
7) Excess Santorum emissions.
6) Trying to collect money for the NCAA pool before the tourney starts.
5) Lack of anything more stimulating in our lives than the opening of an Olive Garden.
4) Blogger constantly fucking with comments.
3) Trickle-down economics becoming trickle-down waterboarding.
2) Gelatinous blob seeping under the lab door.
I'd happily give up daylight savings time long before giving up steak.
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No doubt. I get sad every time I read something bad about red meat.
ReplyDeleteI don't read that kind of stuff.
ReplyDeleteBut there is finally fake chicken worth eating. I know it is true, I read it in the NYT.
ReplyDeleteThey should call that "chuckin"
ReplyDeleteMade from Chuck.
ReplyDeleteHis song.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I went old school.
Oh... you said "slowy"...
ReplyDeleteYou know, I clicked over to see the fake chicken article, and when I saw the photo, I thought the fingers in the glove were the fake chicken... I thought, those don't look too bad... kind of pale, but it's chicken!
ReplyDeleteHuman, the other other white meat.
ReplyDeleteLong pig.
Soylent Chicken is PEOPLE!
ReplyDeleteNo doubt. I get sad every time I read something bad about red meat.
ReplyDeleteI feel for ya- I get sad every time I read something bad about red planets.
Mark Kermode hated John Carter. Sounds like a disaster.
ReplyDeleteJohn Carter was pretty entertaining actually. Definitely TONS better than a lot of movies I've seen the past year. this analysis was pretty spot on, except I enjoyed the movie a little more than she did:
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hmpf. Bet it didn't have red diapers and thigh high boots.
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