Top Ten Thursdays: What have we been convicted of?

Special extended deliberations edition!

12) Loving too much, especially when it comes to our staffers.

11) Making Donald Trump look intelligent, thoughtful, and competent by comparison.

10) Living up to our last name.

9) Sending a full load of cash all the way to Tide country.

8) Having pretty hair if it was still 1987.

7) Extolling the virtues of sticking with one partner while sticking it in another.

6) Inappropriate flexting.

5) Trying to claim the Dominican Republic as a dependent.

4) Committing crimes against fashion.

3) Using too many checks to increase our balances.

2) Overlooking that “going directly to jail on corruption charges” was in the job description.

1) Having no convictions.