I'm off to Sin City again, where I'm sure I'll be hearing this voice every single facking day. Back next week, hopefully with some interesting tales to tell.
I was very disappointed to click on this link and see it was not written by Brando @mcsweeneys Timothy McSweeney Positions Found in "The Kama Sutra for Midwesterners." http://t.co/JJXMVOw
Soon, probably tomorrow. I will preface by saying this trip, while a lot of fun, was not quite as epic as previous ones. Dare I say that, liver damage aside, it was a very relaxed trip. But still a few funny stories to share.
Have an IV for me.
ReplyDeletehell, I am in St. Louis. I am like a third of the way there! See you tomorrow with a trunk full of drugs!
ReplyDeleteHave fun! Like you wouldn't...
ReplyDeleteStay outta trouble, Brando!
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I was very disappointed to click on this link and see it was not written by Brando
ReplyDelete@mcsweeneys Timothy McSweeney
Positions Found in "The Kama Sutra for Midwesterners." http://t.co/JJXMVOw
Still laughing at "the man made lake"
ReplyDelete"excess ketchup"
DO NOT WANT!
hell, I am in St. Louis. I am like a third of the way there!
ReplyDeleteDid you paddle upstream from New Orleans? Hmmm... robot paddlewheeler...
Manmade Lake was the best one and I loved The Standing Corndog. I would have added a few more:
ReplyDeleteThe Endless Buffet
The Double Salt Truck
The Not-So-Lazy Susan
Cubs Win!
I Can't Believe It's Not Anal
Tales! Tales! Tales! Tales!!
ReplyDeleteSoon, probably tomorrow. I will preface by saying this trip, while a lot of fun, was not quite as epic as previous ones. Dare I say that, liver damage aside, it was a very relaxed trip. But still a few funny stories to share.
ReplyDeleteliver damage can be funny on its own.
ReplyDeleteAlso, in preparation, I reread the prior installments yesterday. Still O so good.
LOL Endless Buffet. so good.
ReplyDeleteThe Standing Corndog was my favorite. and The Receiving of the Corn Subsidy.