Wednesday, February 16, 2011

No time for love, Dr. Jones

It is all finding lost luggage and mandolin strings in the middle of Austin for me this week. No drugs, no sex, some rock and roll, but only as background noise as my office chair and I grow increasingly resentful of each other, like a WASPy couple who hate each other but let their hatred fester silently beneath a veneer of civility.

I don't say that for sympathy. My job usually doesn't require that kind of time commitment. We just happen to have a big project and a tight deadline, which sounds much hotter than it actually is. As such, my dick joke reservoir is running a little dry (please feel free to insert witty rejoinder in comments*)

However, this presents an opportunity to play a song that all most some one of you will love:



For the haters, you can fast-forward to around 2:25 for Tremendous Geddy Face. It's only a quick flash, but he looks like he surprised himself with his own awesomeness.

*that's what she said

21 comments:

  1. For the haters/

    Don't look at me in that font type, mister.

    Hang in there! I've been living this kind of stress for six plus months. The flip side is the 138% bonus and getting to give Bachmann a lap dance. (No really -- post to follow soon.)

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  2. I am making the devil horns.

    With both hands, because....

    TOO MUCH ROCK FOR ONE HAND!!!


    [yanno, it strikes me that i have been posting and commenting with lots of shouty-caps lately. I suppose that means something]

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  3. The flip side is the 138% bonus

    yeah, just go ahead and rub it in, thanks.

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  4. Interesting.... I've got the Clerks soundtrack on my iPod, so occasionally it pipes up and says the title of this post, which is why I hear this in Randal's voice.

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  5. All I can say is, Randroid Trees!
    ~

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  6. is Geddy Face catching?

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  7. is Geddy Face catching?

    You can only catch it from a blazing hot fretboard.

    WV (i kid you not)-etticat... the topic of Emily Scratching Post's books.

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  8. is Geddy Face catching?

    I could deal with Geddy Face, but I hope Geddy Voice is not catching.

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  9. next time i talk to Jennifer, I am doing it all in Geddy Voice.

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  10. next time i talk to Jennifer, I am doing it all in Geddy Voice.

    You're going to need a large supply of helium balloons and will have to be sitting on a washer during the spin cycle.

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  11. "We are the Priests
    of the Temples
    of Sy-rinx...."

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  12. You're going to need a large supply of helium balloons and will have to be sitting on a washer during the spin cycle.

    Kinky.

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  13. Make sure you are screaming "mommy" as you take hits of helium.

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  14. Well, I like this song.

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  15. Geddy's singing always made my mother think he was Chinese, so to this day she still refers to Rush as "that Chinese music."

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  16. Make sure you are screaming "mommy" as you take hits of helium.

    LOL

    Mommy loves you.

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  17. Geddy's singing always made my mother think he was Chinese, so to this day she still refers to Rush as "that Chinese music."

    LOL!

    She shouldn't insult the Chinese like that. :)

    wv: dingsan

    really???

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  18. It's an awesome song, but the stompy break in it is hilarious in pretty much the wrong way.

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  19. Distinction without a difference

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  20. Um, the lap dance would involve the rubbing in more than the bonus, to be fair.

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  21. Um, the lap dance would involve the rubbing in more than the bonus

    I think there is a typo here somewhere.

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