Special extended bipartisan reacharound edition!
12) Orange
11) Blue
10) Engorged
9) Deflated
8) Fired up
7) Burned at the stake
6) Drunk with power
5) Stoned sober
4) Positively delusional
3) Negatively delusional
2) Embracing the missionary position
1) Stuck under the missionary position
Dear. Lord. I feel like I'm getting an eye exam at the DMV!
ReplyDeleteAlso- I loved Andy Borowitz's title. They should just put that on their lapel pins.
ReplyDeleteI was trying to replicate the stargate experience from 2001.
ReplyDeleteI thought the Borowitz thing was funny and wish I had written it.
LOL!
ReplyDeleteI'm mad as hell and I'm not gonna take it anymore!
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god how painful was it to even gather up those links?
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ReplyDeletetrying again:
ReplyDeleteThe Goonies 25th Anniversary Ultimate Collector’s Edition on Blu-ray and DVD.
In anticipation of this most sacred arrival, a special press event was held late last month at the Warner Bros. lot. A number of the original film’s cast and crew members were in attendance including notables like Corey Feldman, Jeff Cohen, Ke Wuan and Richard Donner. Check out the embedded video below for event impressions and special recollections, and keep your one good eye right here at GeekDad for a forthcoming review of the newly re-mastered version of this beloved childhood classic.
to help ease the pain
god how painful was it to even gather up those links?
ReplyDeleteAlmost Goonies-special-edition painful.