10) dallusion: a comparison between great literature and one’s frontier hillbilly ramblings
9) conservatize: to make something like the original, but dumber
8) birthriotic: insisting that a person can only be president if their mother’s placenta has "Made in the USA" stamped on it
7) Becked: to weep uncontrollably at the sight of poor people receiving assistance
6) Christgasm: the joyous release one experiences after pounding home a Christian legislative agenda
5) bodesty: the state of keeping one’s womanhood tastefully concealed by nipple zippers
4) GOPeed: a conservative public figure who demonstrates the gross erosion of traditional family values by paying a sex worker to urinate on him
3) tealeaves: the love stains left from an overexcited gathering of Teabaggers.
2) imPalin: crushing logic/facts/English language with one folksy wink
1) persetweeted: to have one’s dumb-fuck ideas thrown back in one’s rosy fucking cheeks for no reason other than being completely fucking wrong
Excellent. Also see Substance's Janusnode work in this area.
ReplyDeleteAlso recently coined in Refudiategate:
"Tweleeted" To attempt to correct one's stupid error on social media by stupidly trying to remove it. Stupidly.
6) Christgasm: the joyous release one experiences after pounding home a Christian legislative agenda
ReplyDeleteCongrelingus: that special speaking in tongues that is done while pounding home the Christian legislation, which leads to a Christgasm.
#2 is almost too painful to be funny.
ReplyDeleteI think Palin just uses word verification lingo anymore.
LOL at Congrelingus. Out-filthed by the Filthbot again.
ReplyDeletethese are so good. the month off has been good. for us.
ReplyDeleteSquirrel nut nipple zippers
ReplyDeleteMight have to post that at Mend D's haus, too.
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