Top Ten Wednesdays: What sports are we proposing for the next Winter Olympics?

Special extended coverage edition!

15) Synchronized Snow Angels

14) Post-Shoveling CPR

13) Men’s Pairs Figure Skating (pending legislative approval)

12) Timed Frozen Pole Tongue Stick

11) Yeti Rodeo

10) Global Warming Denial Sprint

9) Full-Pipe Snowboarding Bong Hits

8) High-Rise Icicle Catch

7) Antarctic Researcher Elimination

6) Mixed Martial Arts Ice Hockey

5) Biathalon Spy Hunt

4) Cross-Country Unplowed Commute

3) Human Interest and Tape Delay Endurance Run

2) Extreme Curling

1) Men’s Freestyle Snow Writing