10) Wii Intervention
9) Wii Miracle Worker (includes blindfold and ear plugs)
8) Wii Breakfast (milk sold separately)
7) Wii Cock Fight
6) Wii Seizure (may cause seizures)
5) Wii Frost/Nixon (compatible with Wii Interview Chairs)
4) Wii Duel (honor not included)
3) Wii Family Time (real interaction optional)
2) Wii Hospital (health insurance not included)
1) Wii Kama Sutra
Bwah Ha HA!! I would type more, but I just spit pop all over my keyboard.
ReplyDeleteFantastic, as EVER!!
Sh*t. my word verf is "plighted". IT's like a horoscope or something!!
Wii Potty Training: The one game where you don't wave the wiimote around.
ReplyDelete1) Wii Kama Sutra
ReplyDeleteI don't want to know where you put the remote on this one.
Although the vibrations may come in handy...
Wii Personal Hygiene... gets even the most stubborn hairs.
ReplyDeleteWiiPuppy: bend and bag, bend and bag, mop mop mop...
ReplyDelete11) Wii Moose Hunt. Moose sold separately.
ReplyDeleteWii Blog - life experiences not included.
ReplyDeleteWii Surgery- malpractice insurance sold separately.
ReplyDeletewii break-up - a tale of a guy who will lose his relationships if he keeps playing wii.
ReplyDeleteI don't want to know where you put the remote on this one.
ReplyDeleteAlthough the vibrations may come in handy...
I should have mentioned that Wii Lube is sold separately.
I am so glad I do not own a Wii. I hate those things.
ReplyDeleteI should have mentioned that Wii Lube is sold separately.
ReplyDeleteJust Wiilax. This will only hurt for a moment.
That was wiipulsive, fish.
ReplyDeletemuy wordver is 'wordicap' if it's not a new coinage, it should be.
I'm thinking Wii Taser might be fun...
ReplyDeleteAlso, fish is a pig.
fish is a pig
ReplyDeletewater is wet
sky is blue
ice is cold
a fish, a flash,
ReplyDeletea silvery glow,
a fight, a bet,
the range of the bow.
the bed of the well,
the end of the line,
the dismay in the face,
it's a loss, it's a find.
And the riverbank talks
of the waters of March,
fish is a pig
It's the joy in his heart
I could now use Wii Massage Therapist (non-happy ending variety) to work the soreness in my upper back and shoulders after too much (oh hell... hardly any) Wii Boxing. :(
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