10) Melvin the Underemployed Man Whore.
9) Vito the Completely Legitimate Businessman.
8) Russell the Beneficiary of Affirmative Action Who Now Hates Affirmative Action.
7) Mary the Fully-Armed, Pro-Life Soccer Mom.
6) Akbar the Cabbie Who Shares the Same Name as Akbar the Terrorist.
5) Lisa the Accidental Internet Porn Star Thanks to Her Asshole Ex-Boyfriend.
4) Cookie the Anti-Immigration Rodeo Clown.
3) Yvette the Eavesdropping National Security Agency Operator.
2) Frankie the Guy Who Can Eat His Weight in Ham and Now Needs Health Insurance.
1) Joe the Fictional Political Talking Point.
LOL. Hilarious, Brando!
ReplyDeleteBlogger buddy, Lucy wrote a post the other day about a game she and her husband played after the debate. Coming up with other "Joes." This one was my favorite:
Joe Dime Bag (can’t you just picture Palin…”Well, you know, Joe dime bag just wants to burn one after a hard day at the mine, you betcha…”)
Here's Joe Posnanski's take. (Scroll about halfway down the post.)
Brando, from one of your links:
ReplyDeleteThe Republicans know something the Dems still haven’t figured out: If you repeat a lie enough times it really does become true in the minds of the American public.
I swear to God, that's so true. And you know where I think they learned it? I think Karl Rove spent day after day watching the OJ Simpson trial and learned that all you have to do is say it over and over and over and over and over and there will be people who fall for it. I swear to God, it's the OJ Syndrome!
no link for Lisa The Accidental Porn Star?
ReplyDeleteBG, Vonnegut said that so many years ago, didn't he?
ReplyDeleteSomething about Columbus 'discovering' America, regardless of the fact that it was already occupied by millions of people. "We discovered it, we discovered it, we discovered it!"
Jane the Cheating Cookie Queen
ReplyDeleteThat's just plain funny.
ReplyDeleteOnce again, pure gold, Brando.
ReplyDeleteAll my friends on Facebook have changed their middle names to Hussein. I had no idea there were so many terrorists on social networking services.
Joe Goatse the... well maybe you should just see for yourself.
ReplyDeleteJoe Goatse the... well maybe you should just see for yourself.
ReplyDeleteJennifer don't fall for it!!!!
Nevah!!!
ReplyDeleteNo, seriously, it is really cool.
ReplyDeleteBilly the Zombie.
ReplyDeleteseriously, somebody has to forward the Goatse name to the McCain camp. Even odds they put him in a speech.
Even odds they put him in a speech.
ReplyDeleteI think they'll put the speech in him...
I think he is the source of McCain's speeches.
ReplyDeleteDo not search for Goatse. That image will follow me to the grave.
ReplyDeleteSorry for missing the Friday Random 11, I was really, really busy with work.