10) Heating homes with hot air of Fox News pundits.
9) Steam engines powered by burning piles of cash from A-Rod’s divorce settlement.
8) Fusion reaction triggered every time Bush says “nookular”.
7) Taco Bell-based propane.
6) Kinetic energy captured from masturbating virginity pledgers.
5) Hunting Jonah Goldberg for his oil-rich blubber.
4) Hyrdroelectric waterboarding.
3) External suicide bomber combustion engines.
2) Combustible sludge produced by decomposing Will Ferrell movies.
1) Machines powered by perpetual flip-flops.
Don't get me started on the Will Farrell movie formula...
ReplyDeleteare you not powering your house on baby poop yet?
ReplyDeleteyou will. o yes you will.
If only I could run my car on Republican lies!
ReplyDeleteTeenage virginity pledge studies done by the RANDy corporation.
ReplyDelete11) Windmill attached to Rush Limbaugh's microphone.
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ReplyDeleteumm, how do plastic beach shoes power ANYTHING?
Cashing our stimulus checks and then burning the cash to stay warm this winter while *whining* about this *not so rough* economy.
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