Top Ten Tuesdays: What's holding us back?

10) Constant scratching when delivering newscast.

9) Being only woman in history not to get a bump from presence of Bill Clinton.

8) Restraining order (for now).

7) Inability to hit home runs without aid of Mexican pharmaceuticals.

6) The original drummer.

5) Ability to walk a straight line to receive Grammy.

4) Excessive bra hooks.

3) The Cerberus of Fame: Simon, Paula, and Randy.

2) Thinking about baseball.

1) Campaign image that reminds many female voters of the gruff father whose love they futilely sought but never received, sending them running toward a series of tragic sexual relationships in a quest for affection, until they finally learned to accept themselves without the need for outside affirmation/Old man smell (tie).