10) Hope for stable democracy in Iraq
9) Masturbating (more than 12 times a day)
8) Reviewing port deals before approving them
7) Eating candy (off of hookers)
6) Reproductive rights for women (for good)
5) Shooting old men in the face (women and children are still fair game)
4) Mandatory detention of the swarthy
3) Creating even more Brokeback Mountain parodies (if there is a God)
2) Looking at our approval ratings
1) Catholicism
Being Jewish, I'm giving up lent.
ReplyDeleteI used to just tell people I'd given up Craisins (cranberry raisins) for lent. Not eating them in the first place just makes it easier.
ReplyDeleteRobola, that is a brilliant idea.
ReplyDeleteLike your blog, too, I need to add you to the roll.