tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12562069.post592419753356356283..comments2023-10-24T06:52:08.798-05:00Comments on Circle Jerk at the Square Dance: 1-900-ABSTAINBrandohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10484284471046027179noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12562069.post-29489303913696934692010-04-23T16:05:08.722-05:002010-04-23T16:05:08.722-05:00you've got a talent for advertising, Brando.you've got a talent for advertising, Brando.zombie rotten mcdonaldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10601960953323752278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12562069.post-71471996599063418612010-04-23T14:57:55.676-05:002010-04-23T14:57:55.676-05:00I always thought they should change that line to, ...I always thought they should change that line to, "If an erection lasts longer than four hours, enjoy, cowboy!"Brandohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10484284471046027179noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12562069.post-84525897456495371502010-04-23T12:47:28.674-05:002010-04-23T12:47:28.674-05:00If erections last for more than 4 hours, then good...If erections last for more than 4 hours, then good god, take matters into your own, um, hands.fishhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01522672049371678717noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12562069.post-76633322429069877392010-04-23T09:52:20.428-05:002010-04-23T09:52:20.428-05:00"$4.95 for the first minute, $1.95 for each a..."$4.95 for the first minute, $1.95 for each additional minute. In case of arousal consult Genesis 38: 8-10. Not responsible for any unintended erections, blue balls, eternal damnation or divine retribution. This service brought to you by Citizens Hoping Youth Abstain from Rutting, Intercourse, Groping, Humping and Temptation."<br /><br />My favorite part of this whole post and that's saying something.Churlitahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05018288474865559384noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12562069.post-49018806269981202112010-04-23T07:51:29.673-05:002010-04-23T07:51:29.673-05:00Too busy not laughing.
"Your stunned silence...Too busy not laughing.<br /><br />"Your stunned silence is very reassuring, Wazowski."Brandohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10484284471046027179noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12562069.post-27801684801902695832010-04-22T21:31:24.367-05:002010-04-22T21:31:24.367-05:00you must be talking to some other zombie.
Fido, p...you must be talking to some other zombie.<br /><br />Fido, perhaps?zombie rotten mcdonaldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10601960953323752278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12562069.post-55850281074452961152010-04-22T21:15:10.023-05:002010-04-22T21:15:10.023-05:00Hot Brando pr0n!
I assume that no one is common-t...Hot Brando pr0n!<br /><br />I assume that no one is common-tating because they're all too busy?<br /><br />(Challenge to grammar-zombies, re: subject-object number, and such ass.)<br />~ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©https://www.blogger.com/profile/06252371815131259831noreply@blogger.com