tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12562069.post5284237100284384549..comments2023-10-24T06:52:08.798-05:00Comments on Circle Jerk at the Square Dance: The kind of things I talk about at a child's first communion dinner, or why I am going to hell (part 467)Brandohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10484284471046027179noreply@blogger.comBlogger21125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12562069.post-85363986719476866592011-05-20T12:27:33.957-05:002011-05-20T12:27:33.957-05:00This post = reason #134 why we need to hang out. S...This post = reason #134 why we need to hang out. Soon.Vonniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13494914961461529828noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12562069.post-15907643517056195782011-05-19T15:03:10.261-05:002011-05-19T15:03:10.261-05:00I would pay good money for Ryan to take a couple o...I would pay good money for Ryan to take a couple of snaps in Cutler's place...fishhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01522672049371678717noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12562069.post-65605188253548901862011-05-19T14:09:04.671-05:002011-05-19T14:09:04.671-05:00I would make a joke, but I'm still as bitter a...I would make a joke, but I'm still as bitter as the wind was that day at Soldier Field. <br /><br />I get really annoyed at the "Cutler quit" stuff, though, because a) Cutler is probably one of the toughest QBs in the league, as he has been routinely beaten like Private Pyle in the Full Metal Jacket barracks while playing behind the Bears line, and b) he is way too stupid to know when he should quit. He would have gladly played on a bum knee and thrown 5 interceptions if the coaches would let him.Brandohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10484284471046027179noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12562069.post-68849779197478502972011-05-19T11:10:06.980-05:002011-05-19T11:10:06.980-05:00OT, but Brando, being PWN3D by Paul Ryan, that'...OT, but Brando, <a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Even-Congressmen-enjoy-making-fun-of-Jay-Cutler?urn=nfl-wp2071&active_dimension=carousel_coke_primary&ysp_frm_woah=1" rel="nofollow">being PWN3D by Paul Ryan</a>, that's gonna leave a mark.fishhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01522672049371678717noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12562069.post-22539732762893834922011-05-18T07:43:57.813-05:002011-05-18T07:43:57.813-05:00I think the Glory Hole dish needs two red cherries...<i>I think the Glory Hole dish needs two red cherries nestled to the base of the wafer</i><br /><br />If only they came in blue. But I guess if they came, they wouldn't be blue anymore.fishhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01522672049371678717noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12562069.post-32323140252571301322011-05-17T19:49:53.745-05:002011-05-17T19:49:53.745-05:00OK... and not to beat a dead horse, but... might I...OK... and not to beat a dead horse, but... might I suggest Black Walnut ice cream which has a slightly mildewy aroma to it, suggesting the moist, aged drywall of the wall into which the glory hole was made...<br /><br />I can't stop hearing Bruce Springsteen singing, "Glory hole..."<br /><br /><i>Glory holes well they'll pass you by<br />Glory holes in the wink of a young man's eye<br />Glory holes, glory holes...</i>Jenniferhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13231744174759800033noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12562069.post-73880469860632670822011-05-17T18:50:52.123-05:002011-05-17T18:50:52.123-05:00And some brown sprinkles... or toasted coconut. :)...And some brown sprinkles... or toasted coconut. :)Jenniferhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13231744174759800033noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12562069.post-12898597211541913842011-05-17T17:53:33.132-05:002011-05-17T17:53:33.132-05:00I think the Glory Hole dish needs two red cherries...I think the Glory Hole dish needs two red cherries nestled to the base of the waferKathleenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00923975835078747456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12562069.post-58381977751790350462011-05-17T17:16:57.095-05:002011-05-17T17:16:57.095-05:00It's SHRINKAGE!! THE POOL WAS COLD!!!It's SHRINKAGE!! THE POOL WAS COLD!!!fishhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01522672049371678717noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12562069.post-73135195841622199992011-05-17T17:02:15.660-05:002011-05-17T17:02:15.660-05:00Are you still claiming to have passed last week...<i>Are you still claiming to have passed last week's filthbottery challenge?</i><br /><br />Considering I reduced my dick joke content by at least 93%, I'd say yes...Jenniferhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13231744174759800033noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12562069.post-51405912759894296842011-05-17T16:55:26.978-05:002011-05-17T16:55:26.978-05:00I'm so glad you didn't post this last week...<i>I'm so glad you didn't post this last week.</i><br /><br />Wut? Are you still claiming to have passed last week's filthbottery challenge?<br />~ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©https://www.blogger.com/profile/06252371815131259831noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12562069.post-64896024023036441162011-05-17T16:49:02.533-05:002011-05-17T16:49:02.533-05:00And what was heard coming out of those bathrooms??...And what was heard coming out of those bathrooms??<br /><br />"I scream!! You screeeam!!! WE ALL SCREAM FOR ICE CREEEEEEEM!!! YES! YES! YES!"Jenniferhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13231744174759800033noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12562069.post-86670498372350637202011-05-17T16:37:10.811-05:002011-05-17T16:37:10.811-05:00"The Power and the Glory Hole That Lasts Fore...<i>"The Power and the Glory Hole That Lasts Forever and Ever. Amen".</i><br /><br />LOL<br /><br />Thy rod and thy staff comfort me.fishhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01522672049371678717noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12562069.post-78566890805762261972011-05-17T16:22:30.638-05:002011-05-17T16:22:30.638-05:00[insert pro bono joke here][insert pro bono joke here]Kathleenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00923975835078747456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12562069.post-9418813351554000712011-05-17T16:18:10.359-05:002011-05-17T16:18:10.359-05:00Also, if a priests orders it, it would have to be ...Also, if a priests orders it, it would have to be "The Power and the Glory Hole That Lasts Forever and Ever. Amen".Jenniferhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13231744174759800033noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12562069.post-59027564590336861992011-05-17T16:17:22.863-05:002011-05-17T16:17:22.863-05:00I'm so glad you didn't post this last week...I'm so glad you didn't post this last week.<br /><br />If you wait in line for it, you'll get arrested for loitering.Jenniferhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13231744174759800033noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12562069.post-7533166512702720722011-05-17T15:37:29.297-05:002011-05-17T15:37:29.297-05:00It's where all the fun people will be.It's where all the fun people will be.fishhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01522672049371678717noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12562069.post-51739500765440915202011-05-17T14:50:51.498-05:002011-05-17T14:50:51.498-05:00Fish, it's good to know I will have company.Fish, it's good to know I will have company.Brandohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10484284471046027179noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12562069.post-37649965907152794932011-05-17T14:43:37.481-05:002011-05-17T14:43:37.481-05:00If you scream for it you get arrested for trespass...If you scream for it you get arrested for trespassing.Substance McGravitashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12562069.post-78572755028026798702011-05-17T14:14:48.488-05:002011-05-17T14:14:48.488-05:00If a priest orders it, it can be a communion wafer...If a priest orders it, it can be a communion wafer.fishhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01522672049371678717noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12562069.post-47697930429218982392011-05-17T14:12:32.192-05:002011-05-17T14:12:32.192-05:00*Greetings, Coldstone legal team! Please be aware ...<i>*Greetings, Coldstone legal team! Please be aware that Mssr. Guy's comment about the presence of glory holes in Chicago-area Coldstone Creameries was a joke and not at all a slander against the clean, well-lit, handjob-free restrooms at your fine chain of ice cream parlors. </i><br /><br />Did you run this defense by Snag and/or Kathleen?<br /><br />* I assume these two are the legal members of the 3Bulls!-related blogrollers.<br />~ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©https://www.blogger.com/profile/06252371815131259831noreply@blogger.com