tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12562069.post5202280548232016228..comments2023-10-24T06:52:08.798-05:00Comments on Circle Jerk at the Square Dance: Ten Simple Rules for Graduate Students in the Evil SciencesBrandohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10484284471046027179noreply@blogger.comBlogger17125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12562069.post-90609757196601762192009-10-02T15:41:28.398-05:002009-10-02T15:41:28.398-05:00Oh, this is classic! WHile I did follow many of th...Oh, this is classic! WHile I did follow many of these rules in getting my PhD, I had no clue there were others to follow. GENIUS, I Say. GENIUS!!Galileo126noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12562069.post-48951844028847163802009-01-18T20:59:00.000-06:002009-01-18T20:59:00.000-06:00This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12562069.post-63795347316774285592008-03-04T07:15:00.000-06:002008-03-04T07:15:00.000-06:00Image is everything when it comes to evil genius. ...Image is everything when it comes to evil genius. One must take great care in the styling of the "evil" haphazard hair style which has a mind of its own. If you don't have the type of hair that can look like you stuck your finger in a light socket, then you must go for the "Dr. Evil" bald look. Either way, you must look the part or no one will take you seriously.pmrussellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02503182438212172243noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12562069.post-9237424817927186082008-03-03T19:11:00.000-06:002008-03-03T19:11:00.000-06:00I just finished rereading the Evil Overlord list. ...I just finished rereading the Evil Overlord list. This makes a magnificent complement. <BR/><BR/>Also, it made my day.Bookwyrmehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04911882713612443771noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12562069.post-10133059719277367532008-02-16T04:29:00.000-06:002008-02-16T04:29:00.000-06:00Oh my God. Hats off to you, sir, and a deep, humb...Oh my God. Hats off to you, sir, and a deep, humble bow. An instant classic. Flawless, brilliant -- needed.Grendelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06664099783685963708noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12562069.post-59253648702633439092008-02-15T11:04:00.000-06:002008-02-15T11:04:00.000-06:00Rule 8b: That also means you should physical take...Rule 8b: That also means you should physical take other evil genius' breasts. Mind control rays are great for improving your social life. And social diseases.<BR/><BR/>Rule 47: Disposable henchmen of questionable intelligence are handier than you might think. If they can't follow your instructions, then you can always blow them to bits with no loss. They might also ask the question that you would never think to ask because they are just that dumb. You can still blow them up afterward. Name them all Benson.Chuckleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09680171236677541103noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12562069.post-71660098877378297412008-02-15T10:20:00.000-06:002008-02-15T10:20:00.000-06:00Churlita, that's the advanced study that let me wr...Churlita, that's the advanced study that let me write it.<BR/><BR/>I like UC and BP's additions. Although the cheap way to get a lair is to take it over from your dead/hideously mutated mentor.Brandohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10484284471046027179noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12562069.post-51453278293116094432008-02-15T09:05:00.000-06:002008-02-15T09:05:00.000-06:00This post is so much better if you're a total nerd...This post is so much better if you're a total nerd and read comic books and watch certain movies...And that's why I loved it.Churlitahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05018288474865559384noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12562069.post-15812573914452439672008-02-15T08:21:00.000-06:002008-02-15T08:21:00.000-06:00like white sugar. One day its scary and ghost-like...<I>like white sugar. One day its scary and ghost-like, the next day its in everyone's kitchen!</I><BR/><BR/>I did not note a drop of sarcasm in that perfectly innocent statement.Jenniferhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13231744174759800033noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12562069.post-13966061052612295012008-02-14T21:25:00.000-06:002008-02-14T21:25:00.000-06:00You forgot the Evil Lair.Because I've worked with ...You forgot the Evil Lair.<BR/><BR/>Because I've worked with many Evil Geniuses, over on the Straight Dope boards among others, where many geniuses of many kinds dwell;<BR/><BR/>An Evil Genius without a bitchin-kewl lair is nothing better than a wild haired crazy in a traileer park. Just an artificial tornado away from oblivion.<BR/><BR/>Massive, complex caves cut from living cliffs; the interiors of asteroids, or just some Bottom of The Sea bubble archipelago, we can design it for YOU! Destroy your nemesis from the ultra-modern comfort of a stainless-steel labyrinth on the far side of the Moon! Hold the World hostage to your Space laser while you sip Bahama Mamas in the tropical splendor of your two acre palace buried in the jungles of Ecuador!<BR/><BR/>Or just relax with your hench-persons and the Vixen of your choice (or Hunk, let's not quibble about personal choices) in the expansive Ice Lair done up like a frigid Taliesin!!<BR/><BR/>Give us a call today!! We Can Provide the Lair appropriate for Your Evil!<BR/><BR/>[we reserve the right to occupy the lair in the case of planetary destruction. Fees due upon acceptance of design, not completion; in the event of apprehension by the forces of Good, all assets of Evil Scientist shall be subject to Lien]<BR/><BR/>Don't be embarrassed to have the Evil Legion meet at your Fortress! Call us Today!!<BR/><BR/><BR/>{because, Dog knows, It's GOT to pay better than these frickin law-abiding losers I'm working with now}zombie rotten mcdonaldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10601960953323752278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12562069.post-36602064321910216042008-02-14T19:44:00.000-06:002008-02-14T19:44:00.000-06:00Rule 8a: Keep abreast of other evil scientists ou...<B>Rule 8a: Keep abreast of other evil scientists out there</B><BR/>While it is crucial that the evil is eventually shared with the world, the last thing you want is to get scooped by someone's evil scheme before you have a chance to spread your own terror. Remember that your evil competitors are likely to boast of their own plans, sometimes prematurely. There is no reward for being the second to permanently ruin climate or destroy small countries. Make sure you are first.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12562069.post-22878976523807610872008-02-14T17:20:00.000-06:002008-02-14T17:20:00.000-06:00but what is considered evil can change over time. ...<I>but what is considered evil can change over time. </I><BR/><BR/> like white sugar. One day its scary and ghost-like, the next day its in everyone's kitchen!Kathleenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00923975835078747456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12562069.post-33851467297218782712008-02-14T17:19:00.000-06:002008-02-14T17:19:00.000-06:00some of your best work by far.some of your best work by far.Kathleenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00923975835078747456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12562069.post-48154852899530061732008-02-14T13:58:00.000-06:002008-02-14T13:58:00.000-06:00That made me laugh. that is all.That made me laugh. that is all.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12562069.post-16248730393034993832008-02-14T13:30:00.000-06:002008-02-14T13:30:00.000-06:00What? No pancakes? No pig-lizard, either the 13 or...What? No pancakes? No pig-lizard, either the 13 or 15 inch variety?Jenniferhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13231744174759800033noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12562069.post-64462359810595289902008-02-14T11:20:00.000-06:002008-02-14T11:20:00.000-06:00Perfect, and much more useful than the other list....Perfect, and much more useful than the other list. I love the concept of certified evil contractors. I am imagining all the documentation required for obtaining certification. <BR/><BR/>I, of course, have already achieved my Evil Scientist PhD.<BR/><BR/>Certified evil license # 666-01-2001.fishhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01522672049371678717noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12562069.post-46807187610052987532008-02-14T11:13:00.000-06:002008-02-14T11:13:00.000-06:00Brando, I'm laughing so hard because it's all so t...Brando, I'm laughing so hard because it's all so true. I hope this is put in Best of CJSD pronto!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com