tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12562069.post116839952017553742..comments2023-10-24T06:52:08.798-05:00Comments on Circle Jerk at the Square Dance: Top Ten Tuesdays: What Do We Suspect About Tucker Carlson?Brandohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10484284471046027179noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12562069.post-1168532622309558962007-01-11T10:23:00.000-06:002007-01-11T10:23:00.000-06:001x) that when he tries to translate descartes' fam...1x) that when he tries to translate descartes' <A HREF="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cogito_ergo_sum" REL="nofollow">famous quote</A>, he can't get beyond the first letter(or word if you're into the whole french thing).Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12562069.post-1168454035624669102007-01-10T12:33:00.000-06:002007-01-10T12:33:00.000-06:00Apropos of this "waspish" character, I wonder if t...Apropos of this "waspish" character, I wonder if the woman in question is not, in fact, his missus (PLEASE NOTE: THIS IS RAMPANT AND UNFOUNDED SPECULATION AND HAS NO BASIS IN FACT AND IS GUARANTEED TO BE INACCURATE. AS SUCH, IT DOES NOT CONSTITUE LIBEL, DEFAMATION, OR EMOTIONAL HARDSHIP. EXCEPT YOU'RE STILL A COBAG) and that Chuckie blew his cover.<BR/><BR/>Of course, bringing this to the attention of the huddled masses probably didn't help, but since when has a pundit worried about consequences?Mendacious Dhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12049940881736591891noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12562069.post-1168451043470624132007-01-10T11:44:00.000-06:002007-01-10T11:44:00.000-06:00Store -- not story!!Man, I am sooo sick this week....Store -- not story!!<BR/><BR/>Man, I am sooo sick this week. I really need to get this sinus infection cleared up so I can just mispell on the Internets.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12562069.post-1168450979229973352007-01-10T11:42:00.000-06:002007-01-10T11:42:00.000-06:00Could it be that after he left the story with his ...Could it be that after he left the story with his WASPy woman she turned to ole Tuckbag and said,<BR/><BR/>"I like the way that man handles videos."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12562069.post-1168448180442285962007-01-10T10:56:00.000-06:002007-01-10T10:56:00.000-06:00He has a giant teddy bear named Jeanne Kirkpatrick...He has a giant teddy bear named Jeanne Kirkpatrick. Local retailer "The Love Shack" will neither confirm nor deny certain "alterations" made to said bear.fishhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01522672049371678717noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12562069.post-1168441818574694002007-01-10T09:10:00.000-06:002007-01-10T09:10:00.000-06:00I like you, I really like you!I like you, I really like you!Chuckleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09680171236677541103noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12562069.post-1168439450177419832007-01-10T08:30:00.000-06:002007-01-10T08:30:00.000-06:00teh, the Swanson's dinner was a nice touch.Billy, ...teh, the Swanson's dinner was a nice touch.<BR/><BR/>Billy, way to bring it!<BR/><BR/>Trevor, he didn't actually say that, but referred to Puerto Ricans as immigrants.Brandohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10484284471046027179noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12562069.post-1168408054620677892007-01-09T23:47:00.000-06:002007-01-09T23:47:00.000-06:00that privilege of peerage comment up there?It incl...that privilege of peerage comment up there?<BR/><BR/>It included the class hamster.zombie rotten mcdonaldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10601960953323752278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12562069.post-1168408015162627162007-01-09T23:46:00.000-06:002007-01-09T23:46:00.000-06:00...we suspect Tucker Carlson was instrumental in B......we suspect Tucker Carlson was instrumental in Bill Gates plan to enslave the entire world using Windows implants directly installed into our pineal glands.<BR/><BR/>Fortunately, the plot was foiled by Dr. Hunter Thompson (due to his intense interest in PURE pineal extract). Unfortunately, the Good Doctor gave his life for this interference; a debt which goes largely unrealized by the populace.<BR/><BR/>Suffice to say, Vista remains unrealized in Redmond.zombie rotten mcdonaldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10601960953323752278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12562069.post-1168407774996969612007-01-09T23:42:00.000-06:002007-01-09T23:42:00.000-06:00He once claimed 'privilege of peerage' to an entir...He once claimed 'privilege of peerage' to an entire fourth grade class.zombie rotten mcdonaldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10601960953323752278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12562069.post-1168407616962779012007-01-09T23:40:00.000-06:002007-01-09T23:40:00.000-06:00He's a lewdatural podiatrist.And his mother smelt ...He's a lewdatural podiatrist.<BR/><BR/>And his mother smelt of elderberries.zombie rotten mcdonaldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10601960953323752278noreply@blogger.com