Friday, August 26, 2005

Comedy messiah Charles Nelson Reilly was unavailable for comment

World O' Crap, the spectacularly snarky sniffer-outer of right-wing silliness, uncovers this headline:

Rock legend shreds Cindy Sheehan's peaceniks.

Who could it be? Bruce Springsteen? No wait, he hates freedom too. Janice Joplin? No, she's dead. It must be Ted Nugent, he hates peace almost as much as he hates green veggies.

Music and acting legend Pat Boone is blasting the peace message of Cindy Sheehan and other anti-war activists, claiming their rhetoric is making the U.S. more vulnerable to future terrorist attacks.

If I was making a list of 10,000 music legends, it would look like this:

1. Keith Moon
5. Jimi Hendrix
23. Stevie Nicks
93. Aimee Mann
4,571. Night Ranger
9,999. Glass Tiger
10,0000. (tie) Pat Boone and Billy Ray Cyrus.

1 comment:

Brando said...

Crackpot, Megadeth is write below them. But REO Speedwagon is five spots above ;-)